Life — July 31, 1902 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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A CONFESSION. glass for the lens. The experiment succeeded admirably, to wabble dangerously. The parrot was moved to «peeeh * He kissed hee « balcony: and they were to well tatisfed with the rise in price which * What the devil do you want?" it demanded, It was a dreadful sin ; followed on the mere announcement (<o the story gore), *T beg your pardon,” eried Pat, already half way dome ‘The roses tried their shame to hide, that they considered it unnecessary to proceed farther with the tree,“ thought you was a bird.” Folding their blushes i the Instrument. The two lenses were produced, and, not New York Tritane being claimed, were left on the maker's hands, the result opportanity for their purchase was ‘#atrention, and he bought them for the great telescope that bears his name. This, at least, is Professor Turner's version of the story.—Argonaut. Ir was not Jong since the young women In the cat s department of the Astor Library were lau: ginner there who catalogued Greek roots under “botasy Bat some of the mistakes made by beginners elsewhere ae just asamusing. Many years ago a young woman who He kisted her on the balcony— ; not yet kearned all the intricacies of ber work was catalog. I thoaght to see ber far At a little dinner the other night a wager was laid that ing atet of works under * mill,” So ebe wrote: ‘This modest maid with look so staid, Marshall P, Wilder, the entertainer, could not tell fifty + Mill om Liberty."* That I had dreamed a raint ! parrot stories in succession, He did it without turning a feather, and ro many of them were new that the man who came away and told aboat it could remember only one. qlate, and a newer one fe just as amusing, ‘This was ther It was of the parrot wherescaped through a window ard Lute of a young hibrarian’s inexperience, and read : perched in a tree. The owner's efforts to capture it, even * Lead See Metallargy.”" with @ butterfly net, were in vain, He #tooghat the bottom * Lead —Kindly 1 of the tree swearing at the bird, when an Ialahman came Pw Seon Tonner declares that the erection of the along. observ y on Mount Hamilton sent up the value of ban “What is the matter?" demanded Pat. ‘Tur Living Church quotes this extract from a Connec. that region considerably. Accordingly eome enterprising “Tean't catch that darned bird," said the man, “and ticut woman's diary, dated 1760: We had roast pork fie gentlemen in another neighborhood, desiring to teet the gen- here is a dollar for the man who can.” dinner, and Doctor $., who carved, held up arid on bs erality of the law that if a large telescope were built the “Tam the man,” cried Pat, and he etarted up the tree. fork, and eaid: ‘Here, ladies, is what Mother Eve ws value of land in t borhood would go up, announced As he climbed from branch to branch the parrot did the made of." * Yes," said Sister Patty, "and it’s from very max a atill Larger teles and ordered two forty-inch discs of same, Pinally they neared the top, and the branches began _the same kind of critter.’ "Exchange. He kissed her on the baleony— ‘The very moonbeams quivered ; While Mars turned red, Orion fled, And Venas fairly shiveree * Ditto on the Floss."* He kissed her on the baleony— ‘That is one of the histone mistakes that librarises Ah, can I teli—alack ! ‘The direfal trath of woman's ruth— I—taw—her—kies—him—bac Atlanta Journal, ., * Lead—Poisoning.""—New York Sun. For ealo by all Newsdealers in Great Britain. The Inter- Rational News Company, Bream’s Building, Chancery Lane, a BGROTEAN AGENTS Mesare. Brentano, London, E. C., England, AGENTS. ¥ Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING Co.. Balamore, Ma ©THE NAME IS EVERYTHING.* Two Tours to the Pacific Coast via Pennsylvania Esterbrook Retreedl | §) = Leave New York August 2, visiting Cbicago, Denver, Colorade Springs 3 an absolute a es) 8 : Amount §_19,900 its excellence Tour a ha naglacert aaa Hes Date sury 7902. 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