Life — June 26, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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@ Your work is not finished when you have made your fortune.—Schoolmaster. Yo" say Mistah Johnsing am industrious?” “Yeas, ah, Why, he spent two whole days tryin' to get his wife a job.""—Chteago Daily News. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. Tue “Overland Limited” via Chicago and North- Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pactfc Ratlways has electric reading lamps in every berth ; long distance tele- phone service, baffet-llbrary cars (with barber and bath), compartment observation cars, and dining cars. Allagents sell tickets via this route. “ Waar will you charge me for taking the case?” * It ought to be worth a hundred, bat I'll do it for you for an even sixty.” “Sixty dollars? Great Croesus! I can bay a whole Jury for that !"—CAleago Tribune. HOTELS CHAMBERLIN and HYGEIA, Old Point Comfort, Adjoin the largest milltary post In the United States. Nuven put off till tomorrow what you can get tome one elee to do to-day.— Ohio State Journal. ‘Turns ts no narcotic like a good day’s work. —Schoolmaster. Tue latest Parisian success 1s DELETTREZ, PARIS, AGLAIA, the new handkerchtef perfume. Used by those who appre- ciate the most delicate, refined odor. Dainty and distinctive. Havino once lost a case in New York, ‘Counselor Nolan sadly remarked; “My poor client is little likely to get justice done here until the judgment day. “Well, counselor," said the court, “if T have an oppor- tunity, I'll plead for the poor woman myself on that day, “Your honor," replied Noian, “will have troables of your own apon that day.""—Argonaut. STRONG and better men and women are those who use the Original Angostura Bitters. Druggtsts. Acconpino to the New York Times, several ofticers met General Neleon A. Miles one day when the newspapers were predicting the involuntary retirement of the general, when one of them, alto bearing the title of general, re- marked “Well, Miles, I eee you are to be beheaded ! “ Behead a figurehead 1" replied the general ; painless operation, that."— Exchange, “quite a Dow’? look for s purer bouquet than Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. It cannot be found. “I saw that young man kiss you, Jane; how did it come about f"* ‘In the most natural way in the world, auntie, He asked me if I would be offended if he kiseed me, and I was impossible for me to say until I knew what '— Boston Transcript. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, Commonwealth Avenue. Electric lights. New and most approved plumbing. Wuat one man says may not amount to mach—It's the number of men who believe in him.—SeAootmaster. Ax étition de luxe of Dr. Hale's “The Man Without Coaniry " bas Just been Issued. It ought to have a good aio among the Fill wt now.—Aflanta Constitution. u do drink, drink Trim “ when y° Hero's a toast to all who read this, No matter where you're from ; May the best day you havo seen Be worse than your worst to come.” Whiskey Green Label. At All First-Class Dealers. AGonuine Old Brandy made from Wine. —Medical Press (London), Aug, 1899, MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS, MENNEN’S ian? TOILET. POWDER for After Shaving. ict for Prtokly 0 tations. Sample Free. GERHARD MENNEN CO., Newark, N.J. BUFFALO The Great Solvent and Eliminator of URIC ACID Indicated in All Forms of Bright’s Disease. Dr. Thos. P.Mathews, Manches- a <7, Van Member of Board of Visitors Medical College of Virginia,and a prac: tilioner of ripe experience, says: “Lam satisfied from my own use, and from re- sults in many cases in my practice, that BUEFALO LITHIA WATER is a wonderfully potent remedy in Uric Acid Diathesis and in Gouty Rheu- matic conditions. It has powerful effect in the disintegration and re- moval of Renal Calculi, I send asam- ple of Renal Calcull, passed by myself uring and after the use of BUEFALO LITHIA io. 2. I notice that, after drinking Renat Cateult, the water awhile, the calcull are broken up, and pass very small, as sand. | have also had very fine results from this Water in some severe cases of Albuminuria in Bright's Di BUFFALO LITHIA WATER + (0: s110 by Grocers and Druggista generally, Testimonials which defy all imputation or question sent to any address, Hotel at Springs opens June 15th. PROPRIETOR BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINGS, VIRGINIA, comicbooks.com