Life — June 19, 1902 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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THE BABY CYCLONE. y night in May, When the #ky was green and gray— Purple too, with streaks of red, ‘Then a baby cyclone plead : * Mamma, can I blow awhile?” Said the cyclone, with a smile, “Yes, my child, but do not stray From the State of Iowa.” Then the little baby cy- Clone with laughter in its eye Left its lair and gaily #trayed, Ina playful promenade Frolicked through a farmer's farm, Took a haystack for a charm; ‘Turned the buildings inside out With a happy childish shout; Sucked the cistern clean and dr, Filled the milk cans standing b; Picked the chickens, killed a calf, npered onward with a laugh; Whisked the farmer from his door, Carried him a mile or more ; Wrapped his boots around his neck, Dumped him down, a battered wreck. “ Lookee, ma!" it cried in glee, “Here's a nice bouquet, you see, Ain’t you glad you let me got —Nonpareit. THE LITERARY MARKET, Latest Quotations from Various Centers of Fictlon and Romanee—Reading Now Maketh a Futi Man, for a Fact, Ixptawarouis, May 16.—Bark Toothington’s doughnut factory is now running fall blast, with twenty dialeet- makers punching the holes in the product, Mr. Toothing- ton rays that the demand {s brisk and the supply limited, Quotations for to-day: ‘Twisters, with Hoosier quatrains on rim, 8c, dozen, One-bote donghnuts, with eonnet on fa doze ‘Two-hole doughnuts, with couplet in dialect. 9c. dozen. Flat crullers, with paragraphs from ** Whocaires #"" 10c. dozen. Mr. Toothington Is completing a new romance, which he will issue in serial form on doughnate, offering a prize of ‘eet of false teeth or a box of dyspepsia tablets to the fret person buying the fall story, Citcaco, May 16.—Mrs, Mary Cartwell Waterhood, Custard pies, with story of persecuted hero, 5c. ea, with chapter on baftted villain, $e. ‘with happy marrlaze description, 2c. poseberry pie, with fuvenile lover story, 6c. ince pie, with wild West tale on top crust, Sc. Bostox, May 16 —William Ican Dowells's bean bakery is ranning under forced dranght, Each pot of baked beans has achapter from one of Mr. Dowells’s stories on the out- side, Quotations: with rural romance. 10¢ with Vermont romance, 8c. Beans and fat por! ith Chicago hero, 6c. Beans and corned beef, Omaha heroine, Sc New Yor, May 16.—Henry Jimms resumed personal supervision of his macaroni plant today. He bas at last succeeded in constructing a stick of macaront long enough to contain part of one of his sentences, Prices this after- noon ; Problem story macaroni, ten-foot lengthy. 1c, artinterest macaroni, eight-foot lengths, 2c, Metaphysical’ macaronh hity-toot lengths, folded and tied, $2.85. | gid ialionot-love macaroni, eighty-nine feet long, 1.56. New Yonk, May 16,—Mark Twain is considering plans and specifications of an immense establishment, to turn out humor in the shape of mango pickles, Mr, Twain eays that the North American Reciew objects to the warmth of rome recent articles, and he desires to perfect a permanent me- dium for their preservation, ~ Baltimore American, Frolicked gaily home again, Dr ina daisy chain, Made of fences woven through Buildings, trees and haystacke, too. author of * Razarre,” has established a pie-foundry, which fg now turning out a very complete line of fiction, To-day'e qnotations Apple pies, with one love scene, de. 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