Life — May 29, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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LIFE ="OuR FOOLISH Now they're getting down to business! A southwest Georgia citizen writes: “I hope to make enough ont of my first crop of melons to huy a railroad and do my own haal- ing.""~AUanta Constitution. THE HOUSE LONESOME Has no telephone service. It ts cutoff from the last touch of modern comfort. Telephone service puts the whole city at yourelbow. Katesin Manhattan from $45ayear, New York Telephone Company, 111 West 38th St., 215 West 125th St, “You told me that if I would vote for you, you would give mea job. can prove it by many witnesses.” “I don't doubt it, my dear sir; I told everybody the eame thing I told you."—Qhto State Journal. Tus latest Parisian success {s DELETTREZ, PARIS, AGLATA, the new handkerchief perfume, Used by those who appre- ctate the most delicate, refined odor. Dainty and distinctive, Way, Lester, you shouldn't ask for euch things in your prayers. You don't know whether they would be beet 498 all oF not. Say, will you stop interfering with me and the Lord?" —Chieago Daily News, ‘A DRESSMAKING ESTABLISHMENT In Paris, greatly to favor with the dite American clteatéle, ts Masson-Templler, 191 Rue Saint-Honoré, This house has adopted the prin- ciple of supplying the best and newest models at compara- tively reasouable prices, thereby inaugurating @ muc needed reform tn the manner of doing business with the leading Paristan dressmakers, which has been followed by 4 well-<leserved success, * Anp do they never quarrel" asked the girl in white, * Never,” replied the gil in blu © Then, what's the use of being engaged f —Chicago Evening Post. OLD POINT COMFORT, VA. Quiet and healthy citmate. Fine bay and beautiful coast scenery. Hotels Chamberiln and Hygela, “Dn. Breakum advised me to go to a warmer climate. “He sends most of his patients there.” —Detroit Free Press, $50,00 TO CALIFORNIA and return, from Chicago, via Chicago and North-Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pacitle Ratlways. round trip tickets on sale May 27th to June &h. The elec- tric lighted “Overland Limited * provides the best of everything. Compartment observation cars ; butfet trary cars (with barber and bath); dining cars, Correspondingly low rates from other points. All agents sell tickets via this route, ** L1ap a proposal last night and refased it." “You are always thinking of the welfare of others, aren't you, dear?"—Ohio State Journal, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, ‘The {deal hotel of America for permanent and transtent guests, AY, pa, what's a crank 1% “A crank, my son, isa specialist in any line In whieh you are not interested.""—Chicago Daily News. Goon health 1s real wealth—Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters ts n veritable fortune to the weak, A rorTUNE awaits the man who can Invent a stomach for millionaires, —Schoolmaster. Wnes you are tn Rome, doas the Romans do ; America ditto, Have the best; Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Cham- pagne. Many aman has gone to hell backwards with his face bravely turned toward heaven, —Dorothy Vernon of Haddon Halt (Macmiltan.) “IUNDBORGS Bae s Dew. (A lady's dressing table is not complete a } out a bottle se this delicate violet essence, SK Le, near bony res and ail pl efangements of wath be best nat bitters i in the Founded 1846 Rheinberg Germany. piel Eve Beware of — M eications aN Whiskies g] JOHN HOPKINS & CO. GLASGOW AND LONDON. “Glen Garry” AND ‘Navy Liqueur” “The best Scotch whiskies, te favorit eoroteneers.® Booklet of all our wines sent upon request, C. H. ARNOLD & CO. AGENTS FOR U. S.. 27 South William St., NEW YORK. First-class | REDUCED RATES TO PORTLAND, Via Pe: Account Natlonal Convention, Travelers’ Protective Association of America, and the Supreme Lodge, Anclent Order United Workmen, sylvania Railroad, On account of the National Convention, Travelers’ Protective Association of America, June 3 to 7, and the Supreme Lodge, Ancient Order United Work oen, June 10 to 20, at Portland, Oregon, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets to Port- land from all stations on its lines, from May 26 to June rates, 7, inclusive, at greatly reduced These tickets will be good for return passage within sixty days fror date of sale when exe- cuted by Joint Agent at Portland and pay- ment of fifty cents made for this service. Apply to Ticket Age’’'s. .. LIFE BINDER.. CHEAP, STRONG AND DURABLE. We furnish these in black or red, to hold 26 numbers, for $1.00, postage prepaid. LIFE PUBLISHING CO., 19 West 3ist Street, NLT. AGenuine Old Brandy made from Win —Medical Press (London), Aug, 1899. MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. comicbooks.com