Life — May 15, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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He had arked the Boston maiden for a kiss, e eried, binshing, “I have never been kissed in all my life. Well, Lauppose somebody has got to break the ice,” replied the practical young man.— Philadelphia Record. THE HOUSE COMFORTABLE Is not really comfortable unless It has telephone service, which 1s the greatest modern comfort. Rates In Manhattan from $48 a year. New York Telephone Company, 111 West 38th St, 215 West 125th St. AN American chiropodist now in Berlin advertises that ed corns from all the crowned heads of — Chicago Record: Herald. ASK for Delettrez, Parts, Perfames and Totlet Soaps. AMARYLLI8 Du Jaron 1s the datntlest and most popular handkerchief perfume, An exquisite concentrated odor. Ocn better half presented us with a baby girl this morn ing. Baby buggies, rattles, etc., taken on subscription, —Castoretile ( Texas) Quitt. OLD POINT COMFORT, VA. Most attractive seaside resort on the AUantic Coast. Hotels Chambertin and Uygela. Barnes: Funny, bat when a lady is fully dressed lees of her body is covered than when she is not Howes It is the same way with poultry.— Boston Transcript ‘ot #0 very funny A DRESSMAKING ESTABLISHMENT In Paris, greatly tn favor with the éife American clientéle, Is Masson-Templier, 19L Rne Saint-Honoré. This house has adopted the prin- ciple of supplying the best and newest models at compara- tively reasonable prices, thereby Inaugurating ® moch- needed reform in the manner of doing business with the leading Parisian dressmakera, which has been followed by well-deserved success, “Pouty has found something wrong with the diction “8 Indeed 1 What is it?" * She's discovered that divorce comes before marriage."* Yonkers Staterman. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. “No, I'm not very well impreesed with the hous said the prospective tenant, "The yard is frightfally emall “ . bat—er—mightn’t you ase folding lower-beds? * —Glasgow Keening Times, Purity’s 7 Points These are the seven points that make a beer healthful. A beer that has them is both good and good for you. FAMOUS. Tris a tonic and a food. It is the beverage of health. Omit the beer without them. And remember that Schlitz beer costs just the same as common beer. You'll get it if you ask for it. But if you don’t care, your dealer may give you a beer that costs less than halfso much 1 We use the best barley that money can buy. We get our hops from Bo- hemia. A partner in our bus- iness selects all materials. 2 Our yeast is forever the same, and it gives to Schlite beer the flavor that no other beer can have. 3 Cleanliness in our brewery is carried to utmost extremes. 4 We cool Schlitz beer in a plate glass room, in filtered air, to keep germs away from it. 5 We age it for months, until it is well fermented. It is the “green beer” that causes biliousness. 6 Every drop of Schlitz beer is thoroughly filtered. 7 | c to brew. Puntry ts not often found tu the preparation of Cham. coe pagnes. Cook's /mperial Extra Dry {san exception. Ask for the b . After it is bottled and sealed, me Bnivoer and Pat were sitting in an armchair reading s or the rewery bottling. every bottle As sterilized. the Law of Compeneation."* v exclaimed Bridget; “ accordin’ to this, whin a mon loses wan av ‘is sinses another gits mor: veloped. For instance, a bloind mon gits more sinse av touch, ant -—" an’ it's quite thruc,” answered Pat. Oitve noticed it meself, Whin a has wan leg shorter than the other, begorra the other's longer.” —L—————————S— Philadelphia Times : Illustrator ARTISTIC BOOKBINDERS, Abealth giver and @ health preserver; Abbott's the | SCHOOL OF BOOKDI ae s Original Angostura Bitters, At druggists Correspondence School 8 SCHLEUNING & ADAMS. Tne proprictor of a German menagerie keeps caged to- | Poster, Book, News, Car- 286 W. 23d Y. City, bet. tth and sth Aves. gether a lion, a tiger, a wolf and a lamb, which he labels | icature and Trade Drawing . — 1 “The Happy Family.” When asked confi Personal . . long these animals had lived tc Direction of | . L’ArtNouveauin Wall Papers “Ten months; bat the lamb has had to be renewed oc- Send for Reactitetly te {I TRIES eat, bandiing. Pattern sat, by Ths i casionally."*— Philadelphia Times. Vestrated a3 Paper Co. er No. 35 W. 2ist Street, N.Y. City Rrverican Cia aie settee © Between New York and Chicago in 24 hours Via New York Central—Lake Shore Route, “ LAKE SHORE LIMITED.’ comicbooks.com