Life — April 24, 1902 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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LIFE A sToxy is told in faculty circles at Yale, which goes Juck to 1891 for Its time setting, and concerns ftaelf with President Hadley’s manner of asking the late Governor Luzon B. Morris, of Counecticut, for the hand of his daugh- ter in marriage. Professor Hadley made the call which was to determine his future Just at che tlme when the re- election of Governor Morris was in grave doubt, and the courts were debating the matter ana the Legislature refus- ing to ratify it, “What can I do for you, Arthur?” asked the old man, Kindly, suspecting that his daughter was the reason of the vialt, + T have come to you,” sald Professor Hadley, making his famous forearm gesture, “to know definitely whether or no I may call you governor.""—New York Tritune. “Wat am I so mad about?” repeated the popular actress, with Mashing eye; ‘I only got three bouquets, that's what!" “Bat,” sald the manager, “you surely didn’t expect more." “Of course I did. { pald for ve. —Palladelphia Press. “ Wamre are you going, my pretty maid?" “I'm going ping-ponging, sir,” she said. “May 1 go with you, my pretty maid?" “Yes, if you like, kind sir,” whe maid. She led him away to the ping-pong net ; and then came an hour he'll never forget ; for bis shoulders ache from the many stoops to pick up the balls, and his eyelld droops, where she xmote him twice with her racket small, which lett her band as she struck the ball; and he'll never ping where she pongs again, for she beard him swear when she pinged him then.—Laltimore American. Moruxn: There were two apples in the cupboard, Tommy, and now there fs only one, How's that? Tommy (who sees no way of escape): Well, ma, it was #0 dark tn there I didn't see the other. Glasgow Exening Times, Manin: Ob, which dog shall I choose? KATHRYN: Take the shaggy one, of course. Ue the most ribbons on 1t— Chicago Dally 2 You can Tutvas are done tn & breezy way in the West, For instance, # Kansas lawyer prints his portrait tn the local Paper and adds thia bit of philosophy : “Twas born, am living, and I suppose will bave to dic As towhat I can do, bring me your business and try mo." — Green Bag. PASSENOERS In an Uptown car one afternoon last week were very much entertained and amused by a discussion of things spiritual by two colored passengers, As the debate waxed warmer, the volces of the debaters grew louder until what was sald was plainly audible to all tn the car. After each bad made a confession of faith and given his views of the means whereby mortal man could gain salvation, one of the pair blurted ont, in a tone that impited that all his hope for the next world was embodied in the word “Well, sah, 1 b’lleve dat what's gwine to be ts sho'ly gwine to be." “Huh! grunted bis companion, contemptuously. “Den yo" b'lleves in premeditasbun,* Baltimore Sun. Safety, and substan- tiate this claim with Chemists’ Certificates i RYCireuit Court deck. Sion) pasted on every weenuine Agate Steet War bel, ete, mailed free to any'addresa Agate Michel Steel Waretasald by the leading Lalance @ Grosjean Tew Fork, Benton, Cieags.” A YOUNG MAN Experienced stenographer and typist offers his services evenings. Can give references. Address R. F. B., Adv. Dept. “LIFE.” Sectional Bookcases one section, or a dozen—jest as you need them, but only as you retire more space, ‘They may be adapied toany space,—in comers; around pillars; back to bacl easy to move, estproot door, that opens and shuts without sticking. M. binding, SAN FRAN.,.09 N. Monte'y. NY., $f B'way, CHICAGO, 138 Wabash A\ —and are Each section is fitted with a glass, none je in various sizes to accommodate different sizes of books. _Quartered oak or mahog- any. cases for books, Physicians and Dentists use them for instrument cases — Jewelers, Drogeisis and Grocers plight ey Correspondence with dealers regarding agencies is requesied. ‘Send for Cat. No. 32 YAWMAN @ ERBE MFG. CO., Rochester, N.Y. PHILA..g25 Arh St., BOSTON, x46 Franklin HAYNES-APPERSON AUTO- MOBILES F Two Machines entered. Two Machines receive first certificate. Two Machines make higher average than any other machines made in America—our record in New York and Buffalo endurance test. First Prize Long Island endurance test, 100 miles without a stop. First Prize Cup Five-Mile speed contest, Fort Erie track, Buffalo, N. Y. First Prize Cup Ten-Mile speed contest, Point Grasse track, Detroit, Mich. Gold Medal Pan-American Exposition. Every machine we have ever entered tn any contest has won first piace. No failure mars our record. We belteve this 1a not tne of any other make in the world. Write for catalogue describing our two and four passenger vehicle, The HAYNES-APPERSON CO., Kokomo, Ind., U.S.A ning’ cally. prepared: hoses the: “Irons ‘clean and smooth -: parts “a beautiful - ‘silky® finish to fabrics." | \ Retains ‘its sha e & will \‘out-last any. other wax ‘FLAME. PROOF co.: comicbooks.com