Life — April 17, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ns OR. FOOLISH ONTEMPORAR'H THE HOUSE COMFORTABLE Is not really comfortable unless it has telephone service, which ts the greatest modern comfort. Rates ia Manhattan from $48 year. New York Telephone Company, 111 West Tazas Is a tide tn the affairs of faabtonable society, | which, taken at the flood, leads on to separation. —Schoolmaster. | “Tat friend of yours 1s ® good deal of a Utopian, fan't he?” “+ He 18 worse than that." answered the man who can't refuse ® request.“ He's an 1-0-Utoptan.”* —Washington Star. Iv this age, when so many adulterated goods are offered, you want Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. It 4s pure. “How ts 1t, my dear,” Inquired a school teacher of @ little girl, ** that you do not understand this simple thing “1 do not know, indeed,” she answered, with s per- plexed look ; “ but Tsometimes think I have so many things to learn that I have not time to understand.” ~Schoolmaster, HOTELS CHAMBERLIN and HYGEIA, Old Point Comtort,Va. Bracing alr. Boating. Sea fshing. Golf course. Hotels Chamberitn and Hygeta. Tux following answer to ® correspondent appears in an Irish Journal : * We decline to acknowledge the receipt of your post- card."— Exchange. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. DkACON GuvBss (gloomily); I don't know what's the matter with our church. We don’t seem to get on. James LiontLy : Have you tried getting up a heresy trial yett—Chicago Daily News. Dewetrarz, one of the oldest established houses of Paris, manufacturers of the famous perfutne AMARYLLIS DU Jaron, are now placing on this market thetr most recherche, exquisite and delicate high-grade handkerchief Perfumes and Tollet Soaps. Ask your dealer for DRLeTTeez. * Wossatcnoogor? * Afnooukicker, Lassdition.”* “ Lemmeseeut."* “Taykut, Nutbninnut.” “im! Paypsezzratn,"* “Ye, Icanallzteilwenrainscummin’., Canchoo?" “Naw, How?” zake. queer !""—Cteago Tribune. “ Fercit me a stoop of liquor,” cried the king. And they brought him one of the Imperial piazzas. —Schoolmaster, Pure Beer is Healthful— Barley in it for food; Hops for a tonic; just enough Alcohol (3% per cent) to be a help to digestion. There are no germs in pure beer; in sweet drinks there are myriads. Pure beer is a strength- giver — essential to the weak, helpful to anybody. Schlitz Beer is Pure We brew beer in absolute cleanli- ness; cool it in filtered air, in plate- glass rooms. Then we filter it. We sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. We use the finest materials that money can buy. We age it so long that it can- not cause biliousness. Schlitz beer is go0d—good for you. — Ask for the brewery bottling. No. 35 W. 21st Street, N. ¥.City Illustrator | LENTEN LECTURES Correspondence School Poster, Book, News, Car- feature and Trade Drawing mersenet | Binding. Direction of . . Seed for Resutifally Ie To be given at the Studio of the = scHOOL OF Sr ok Artistic Bookbinders. Send for detaile, ROYAL L. LEGRAND oniz THE LATEST SUCCESS OF THE A-PERFUMERY (Grand Prix Paris 1900) ON BOOKBINDING Illustrated by the Actual Process of SCHLEUNING & ADAMS, 256 W. 23d St., N.Y. City. comicbooks.com