Life — April 3, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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=OuR FOOLISH. | CONTEMPORARY Thave no song For pong, —Philadelphia Bultetin, THE HOUSE LONESOME Has no telephone service. It 1s cutoff from the last toach of modern comfort. Telephone service pats the whole city at yourelbow. Rates in Manhattan from $48a yee Telephone Company, 111 West 38th St., “How 1s this? You have charged me twico the usual Price for shaving.” + My razor was dall, and it took me twice 4s long.”* —Neiw York Week'y mR that man with the hard face? He's killed his! “Indeed | Chauffear or motorman? — Yonkers Statesman, | ‘Tue latest Partstan success 14 DELETTREZ, PARIS, AGLATA, the new handkerchief perfume, Used by those who appre- ciate the most delicate, refined odor, Dairty and distinctive. “ Reatty, I did u know what to think when Fred Proposed to me last evening, Why, he hadn't knowa me more than « week.” Perhaps that was the reason, dear.’ — Boston Transcript. HOTELS CHAMBERLIN and HYGEIA, Old Point Comfort,Va. Beantiful positions overlooking the sea, Golf course, Tennis courts. Old Point Comfort, Va. At a dinner last week Licutenant-Governor Woodruff told a story of a lady living in the country, who was axked as to the whereabouts of her hushan¢ | “If the ice is as thick as Dill thi he is skating; If it fs as thick as I think it fs, he is ew s. New York Timea, Don't show your bad taste, but Insist oa having | Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne of purest vintage always. | Tuk automobile had broken down, and the chauffeur ‘was busy trying to discover the trouble, The impatient} owner of the machine at last broke out : “Hurry up, Felix; there are # lot of people crossing the street that we are missing.""— Yonkers Stateeman, MOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. “TIave the letters been duly examined by the hand | t the handwriting expert now be ex: nity expert.""—Ohio Stare Journa:. Pure Beer is Healthful— Barley in it for food; Hops for a tonic; just enough Alcohol (31% per cent) to be a help to digestion. There are no germs in pure beer; in sweet drinks there are myriads. Pure beer is a strength- giver — essential to the weak, helpful to anybody. Schlitz, Beer is Pure We brew beer in absolute cleanli- ness; cool it in filtered air, in plate- glass rooms. Then we filter it. We sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. We use the finest materials that money can buy. We age it so long that it can- not cause biliousness. Schlitz beer is good—good for you. — Ask for the brewery bottling, Three Seventy Four 13 the number of the Oriental rte Pe from the al reg ees OLD CROW RYE Tie ‘pivrent Te AT PAPER COMPANY 4 A STRAIGHT Semnbule “Derdad vortieree'Leadine’ Seales EY Lenten Lectures Iugtrated by yy HISK a on Bookbinding sso Binding. H. B. KIRK @ CO. 26 numbers, for $1.00, postage prepaid. To be given at the Studio of the scHOOL OP Artistic Bookbinders, SCHLEUNING & ADAMS. ‘Bend for details. 250 W. a3 St.,N.Y.city.! Sole Bottlers \¢ \< New York LIFE PUBLISHING CO., 19 West Sist Street, N.Y. .» LIFE BINDER.. CHEAP, STRONG AND DURABLE. We furnish these in black or red, to hold comicbooks.com