Life — March 6, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“sx OUR FOOLISH, *S (ONTEMPORARYE: LBr us, then, be up and doing ‘Tuings unorthodox each day— Ripping gospels up und strewing Old beliefs along the way. Be not like damb, driven cattle— That would be a foolish crime— Float the Holy Bible, that'll Make you famous every time, —Chicago Record: Herald. THE HOUSE LONESOME Has no telephone service. It 1s cut offfrom the last toach of modern comfort. Telephone service puts the whole city at your elbow, Rates in Manhattan from $48.a year New York Telephone Company, 111 West sth St., 218 West 125th St. “A Goo man has gone," wrote the editor of the Hickory Ridge Missourian, in winding up his obituary of Col. Wop- pajaw, “He was honored and respected by all, and a large concourse of asmpathizing friends and neighbors followed to the tomb all that was mortal of oor distingulshed citizen, except a leg which he had the misfortane to lose while fight- ing bravely at Chickamauga thirty-elght years ago." Chicago Tribune. HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. “Wien I get to heaven,” sald Mra, Boston Commons, "I will ask Shakespeare who wrote bis plays."* * Ie may not be there,” repited Mr, oston Commons. “That's true,” she continued ; * then you can ask him,” And Mrs, Roston Commons swept from the room with & sixteenth century amile.— The Schoolmaster. DeLeriez, Panis, VIOLETTES CELESTES 18 a most de- Hghiful odor in high-grade Toilet Soaps and Perfumes. Manufactured and popularized in Paris by Delettrez, Now for sale in this country by your droggists, Ask for it, “Pook woman! She works hard all day and then she's up nearly all night with the bables." “What's the matter with her husband? Why doesn’t he help her?” “Oh the puts In all his time agitating for an eight-hour day for the workingman.""—/iladelphia Press, HOTELS CHAMBESLIN and HYGEIA. Old Point Comfort, Va. Sea views, Pleasant excursions, “Normina ts made fa vain,” sald the phtlosopher. “That's right,’ answered Senator Sorghum, “1 was thinking of that the other day. It doesn't make any ditfer- ence how no-account a horse 18 you can always trade him off for something, and the most <4 member of soclety can be gathered up to the polls for voting parposes,”* —Washington Star, ORAMATIC INSTRUCTION. Young ladies und gentlemen prepared for the stage ; the art of acting tanght by Joseph Adelman, Stage Director for Miss Elsie de Wolfe, Savoy Theatre. Studio, 11 East Goth St, Teacher: What zone ts this tn which we live? Jounxy : Temperate. “Correct. Now, what fs meant by a‘ temperate zone’? ** “Iva place where It’s freezin’ cold tn winter and red hot in summer "—Phifadelphia Press “Some New Wall Papers’ 1s the title of our new booklet aiding in home deco- pel P Btler has written It; and the col ttsburg Wall Paper Company, New Bi The Beverage of Health There is no beverage more healthful than the right kind of beer. Barley malt and hops—a food and a tonic. Only 3% per cent of alcohol—just enough to aid digestion. Rhine wine is 12 per cent alcohol; champagne, 20 per.cent; whiskey, 40 per cent. There are no germs in pure beer, while the sweet drinks which you give children are full of them. Pure beer is a tonic which all physicians favor. They prescribe it to the weak, the run-down, the convalescent. And they recommend it to well people who want to keep well. 7 But get the right beer, for some beer is not healthful. Schlitz is the pure beer, the clean beer, the filtered and ae sterilized beer. No bacilli in it—nothing but health. And Schlitz is the aged beer that never causes biliousness. Call for the brewery bottling THE DEER THAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” “earacneuce QLD CROW RYE MARTELL'S sealer THREE STAR iim a co BRA N DY Sole Bottlers \e \¢ New York AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. comicbooks.com