Life — February 27, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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REASSURED, Timid Maiden; ranvon Mu, SIR, BUT CAN YOU ASSURE ME THAT ‘Tux Ick 1s Quite sot? Society. PARVENU PLUMPP says the pres- ence of a Royal Prince is just what this country needs. He says there is too little reverence among Americans for holy things. Mrs. Golden Shamm shook hands and had a J long talk with the ~ Prince! So did Leeds Thegang and Mrs. O. Helwyth Manners! Well! And he is going to lunch with the Innittor Dedds! His Imperial Highness seemed much impressed by Mr. Synchon Koppar. It is rumored that Prince Henry is seriously in love with Tissie Boodle, the only child of Burstyngside Boodle. Isn't that exciting? Wouldn't it be just too lovely for anything to have a Royal Prince marry an American girl? And what an honor to this country! Tissie will inherit about nine hundred trillions. A Possible Page of History. F course destiny encountered resistance. Particularly in the British Isles, the hardy Anglo-Saxons long defied the victorious Slav. It was not until their women and children were gathered in stockades and starved to death, that these brave but obstinate people were subdued. There was some murmuring at St. Petersburg against such rigorous measures, but the Government stood firm, “on, THANKS, SIR! YOU WERE EXCEEDINGLY KIND TO DEMONSTRATE IT $0 and was well supported, on the whole, by the Nation, GRacerULLy.” comicbooks.com