Life — February 6, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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~~ OUR FOOLISH GNTEMPORARTE HE CAN'T STOP. Far from the madding crowd's Ignobie strife ‘The slave of golf, blue-nosed and lonely, stands, And o'er the frozen hill, as for dear life, He knocks the ball and biows upon bis hands, —Chicago Iecord-Herata. THE HOUSE LONESOME Has no telephone service, It 1s cut off from the last touch of modern comfort. Telephone service puts the whole city at your elbow. Rates in Manhattan from $48 a year, New York “ A health to our sweethearts, our friends Telephone Company, 111 West asth West 125th St, and our wives, “Tu18 article,” sald the magazine editor, handing it And may fortune smile on them the rest back, “will hardly do, Pardon me for saying tt, but you of their lives.” don’t seem to have any fertility of tmagtnation.”* e “If Lhaven’t,” responded the indignant contributor, “ ft fsn't for Inck of fertilizing material; I have read all the Tecent fiction "—Chicago Tribune. 1v’s the fad this winter for golfera to go to Callfornta. Sole Proprietors, Best train for best travelers 1s The Callfornta Limited, via the 10 years_old, aged WHITE, ‘HENT2Z & CO., Santa Fe. Whi Skey « Philaw& New York. LrrtLu Georgie was taken by his aunt to see the new- 3 ESTABLISHED URES] comer aged one day. Ile was duly nod profoundiy impress Green abel. with the specimen, and asked where the little brother came | At All First-Class Dealers. from, “ God sent it,” answered the aunt, revert The answer made a deep impression on Litte Georgte, for that afternoon he was seen out In the backyard gazing up | Day 2334 8t., | Into the deep blue sky and spreading his diminutive apron Manhattan Theatre New York. | AML you have guessed expectantly as he eald: | | ‘about life Insurance may “Dear God, please throw me one down, too. Tue latest Parisian success ts DELETTREZ, PARIS, AGLALA, by, the, Pens Metvat, the new handkerchief perfume. Used by those who appre- with FRANK KEENAN. i caeataut Strect, Piiladelphta: slate the most delicate, refined odor, Datnty and distinctive. Fvenings, 8:20, Mats, Wed. & Sat., 2:15. Mas. CARRIE NaTION’s assertion that sho 1s not going to —_ = — — - narry any man in Towa has been confirmed emphatically by avery Iowa man heard from,—Chicago Tribune. A G s b P f F ree Ir ts a natural sparkling wine, prodaced in America | ‘ 1 son roo inder the superviston of expert wine makers. Cook's Umperial Extra Dry Champagne, « ZN ZS 5 i) Fe “ Wuar have you exer done to deserve the oftice to which | - KNOCK AT THE DOOR” is jou asptro?” asked the voter, = ¢ a picture of an episode in the “Nothing,” answered the candidate, frankly. “If I had sver done anything to thoroughly quality me for so important | life of two lovers. The two figures are 4 position, I could probably make # great deal more money 1s a private cltlzen.""— Washington Star. \ drawn in Mr. Gibson’s most character- A4OTELS CHAMBERLIN and HYGEIA, Old Point Comfort, Va. NS istic style. What do you lack? Arrest. Where can it be found? At s y is speci a i , he Chamberiin, Old Point Comfort, Va. {N It is specially printed by hand on Hostess (at the party): Miss Robinson has no partner . imported Japan paper, 11x 11, and is pe ine wale Would you mind dancing with her instead of | Copyrigtt, 1901, by Lie Publishing Q. matted ready for framing. Mawxanp: On the contrary, Thal be delighted. Each proof is signed personally by Mr. Gibson. —Tit- Bits. “4 5 > si} > by si ing $< Q Tue Santa Fe cordially invites you to spend the winter tn You can secure the signed proof only by sending $5.00 for a new 2afornia and to use The Caltfornta Limited train tom | subscription to Lirk for one year. The drawing will not be sold or Thicago, Best train for best travelers. > Tux nay horses have every diseaso that human beinga | “@P722Led. It is for the exclusive ownership of our subscribers. At | the expiration of this offer the plate will be destroyed. nsense | Horses are incapable of entertaining the 7“ . : . ) pecniptl germ theory.""—New York Sun. | New subscribers will receive for five dollars a year’s subscription to MOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. | Lirk and the signed proof, which can be secured in no other way. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and wrivacy of home. This offer closes February roth, Ir 1s useless to tell the Chicago Democrats to get ‘ogether."” They did so, and tt required three platoons of the rolice to separate them —Atlanta Constitution. LIFE PUBLISHING CO., 19 West 3tst St., New York City Fastest Trains in the World—On the NEW YORK CENTRAL comicbooks.com