Life — October 17, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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OUR FOOLISH. (ONTEMPORARY A YOUNG man, contemplating matrimonial feileity, took bis fair intended to the home of bis parents that she might be Introduced to the old folks, “This ts my fature wife," said the young man, proudly, turning to patertamtlias, who was a canny Scot. “Now, father, tell me candidly what you think of her." The old man eyed the blushing bride-elect critically for fully two minutes, then answered, with deliberatton : * Well, John, [ean only say you have shown much better taste than she has.""—Exchange. MAID, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, husband or widower, all find telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, beatness and despatch can aiford to be withoat tt. Rates tn Manhattan from $5 4 month, New York Telephone Co., 15 Dey St., 111 West 38th St. AMONG the ceremonies which will IIkely be abolished at the coronation of King Edward ts the kissing of the King by each peer. William the Fourth wished to get rid of this ceremonial in 1831, but ultimately he was obliged to submit, and was even kissed by the archbishops and bishops, a part of the adfutr to which he had strongly and spectally objected. Argonaut. ‘A PLAIN Statement of facts: Cook's Impertal Champagne Extra Dry is Superior, Its bouquet excels, Its taste delights. Try tt “Ir seems to me that our friend has so much falth In money that he almost makes a religion of tt." “I don’t like the comparison. The word religion Impiies at least a remote chance of backsitding.”* —Washington Star. Tae latest Parisian auccess 18 DRLETTHRZ, PARIS, AGLAIA, the new handkerchief perfume. Used by those who appre- ctate the most delicate, refined odor. Dalnty and distinctive. Tue capitallst colored when he apoke of the check that hung In ® neat frame over bis desk, “A bit of sentimentalism,” sald be; “the frst billion 1 ever made."—Detroit Free Press. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. “TWILL not pay one cent for my advertising this week! he announced, with # high color tn hla cheeks, to the editor of the county paper. “+ You told me you'd put the notice of my shoe polish ta with the reading matter."* And dido’t I do it?" inquired the editor, suavely. d the advertiser, “No, sir, you did not! You put it int no with & mess of poetry, sir, that's where you put it!"— Youth's Companion. A YOUNG WOMAN Of education desires position as Secretary toa lady. Address M. E. FP. W., care Lire, 19 W, 3ist St., New York. “IN all my itfe,* she sald, with a sigh, “I have seen only one man that I would care to marry.” “Did he look like me?” he carelessly asked, Then she fung herself Into his arms, and wanted toknow What secret power men possess that enables them to tell when they are loved.— Chicago Record: Herald. School of Bookbinding for Ladies SCELEUNING & ADAMS, 256 West 234 St., B. Y. City. Bookplates Designed and Engraved, Artistic Bookbinders ind for Prospectus: “Builds @ new head.” Virgia oll imported from Yucatan, restores gray hair to its original color; or your money back — no dye — amber color ‘vegetatle oll hills dandeutt. It inter. ested, address for valuable Information, The Yucatan Oil Co., Los Angeles, Cal, A NEW ERA IN WALL PAPER Designed and signed by artists, colored and pro- duced by the Pirmspene Watt Paver Co., Buientox, Ps, Sold by your dealer. “A cheerful glass, a pretty lass, A friend sincere and true ; Blooming health, good store of wealth, Attend on me and you.” A pure rye, 10 years old, aged by time, not artificially. Green Label. Phila. & New York. ESTABLISHED 1793. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS, DEALERS IN 9\ HIGH GRADE INVESTMENT SECURITIES. Redmond Kerr &Co. BANK 41 WALL ST., x. Y. Members Y. Stock Exchange. Available Throughout the World. Issue Travellers’ Letters of Credit ‘Olive ‘Oil appreciated by connoisseurs flavor (Norank smell nortaste, so frequent in some brands of Olive Oil) $Suaranteed Gure Oil cf lives only Ss. RAE & CO. Estab. 1836 LEGHORN, ITALY 14 om Overholt Made just as it was a century ago— and bottled in bond. A. Overholt @. Co. Pittsburg, Pe. ABBOTTS oni Angostura Bitters 1. ABBOTT & CO., i 3 GOOD THINGS! A STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS ARTICLE, 4 G00D DEMAND FOR IT, AN APPRECIATIVE PUBLIC. All of which comes from dealing only in the best values and telling nothing but the truth about them, OLD CROW RYE is a Straight HAND-MADE SOUR MASH Whiskey, and has never been equalled. GOLD MEDAL Awarded at Paris, 1900. H. B. KIRK & CO., Sole Bottlers, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com