Life — October 10, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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=< OUR FOOLISH. (ec) “Hetto! Where are you going?” erled the Hon, as the Neet-footed stag dashed by him. “Oh! I'm Just traveling for my health,” panted the stag; * why do you ask “My friend, the tiger, invited me to participate In a stag dtnner-party to-day,and | was wondering If you were the party."—Philadelphia Press MAID, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, husband or widower, all find telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, neatness and despatch can afford to be without tt. Rates In Manhattan from $5 month, New York Telephone Co., 15 Dey St., 111 West 38th St. “Ts your daughter learning to play by note" “Certainly not,” answered Mra. Cumrox, a little tndig- nantly, “We pay cash for every lesson, The tdea 1° Washington Star. Acxt: Well, Ethel, how do you like your new little brother? Ernet (aged four): Ldou’t like him atall, He can't even speak English.— Pittsburg Bulletin. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home, Forae: He says in bis native city the streets are always well watered, and yet they never used sprinkling carts, PRNTOV : For goodness sake, where ts he from? “ Ventce."—Philadelphia Record. It doesn't pay to be sickly, Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters are health batters. Provesson : If a person In good health, but who imagined Dimself sick, should send for you, what w you do? Mepicat StupeNt: Give him something to make bim en administer an antidote. vere York Weekly. ORDER A case of Cook's Imperial Champagne E your friends It 18 the best. Then say, “1 told you s Tur Shah of Persia t4sald to have told the Dachess of | Westminster that the fame of her beauty had reached Teberan. + Ah,” ald she to some one who stood hy, “he takes me for Westminster Abbey."— Youth's Companion. BLL: I saw Tom Green and bis wife out wheeling last night. New: Tandem? baby-carriage.""— Exchange. B'way & 334 St., Manhattan Theatre "Newer. MRS FISKE and her company In MIRANDA B2iLdcdéiy Every Evening at 8:15. Saturday Matinee at 2. WEBER & FIELDS "usiq HALE way & th St Performance begins at 8,10 sharp” Matinees Tuesday and Saturday. MOITY-TOITY and HKariesque of DIPLOMACY *,*Seats on Sale Four Weeks in Advance. 31 irra Avexce, New Yori. Stanhope -Wheatcroft Dramatic School. Unriva: facilities. ctical stage instruction. Stadent Matinees,” Six months’ course begins October 14. Highest endorsement. Prospectus on appitcation. ADELINE STANHOPE WHEATCROFT, Director. ' THECLUB= | q COCKEAUS Don’t be prejudiced against bottled Cocktails until you have tried the Club trand. No better ingredients can be bought than those used in their mixing. The older they grow the better they are, and will keep perfect in any climate after being opened. You certainly appreciate an old bottle of Punch, Burgundy, Claret, Whiskey or Brandy, why should you not an old bottle of Cocktail? Have you considered it? 7 — Seven kinds, All grocers and drug- | gists keep them, <6, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors, ( 29 Broadway, Now York, N.Y. Hartford, Conn. London. inn ie A Portfolio of Heads. | .. By C. ALLAN GILBERT. TI A Unique Collection in Portfolio Form of Ten Sketches of Beautiful Women, by the author of ** Over- heard in the Wittington Family.” Each of the sketches is in itself an artistic treasure. Not EI only are the subjects themselves beautiful, but the reproduction of Mr. Gilbert's pictures and the method of mounting make each one a veritable work of art, __ Each head is an oval, 8x 11, carefully printed in tone on tinted, heavy paper, and mounted ready for framing, on heavy, neutral board, 15 x 19. The portfolio itself is a handsome production, with special 1 design and lettering by Mr. Gilbert. Price, Five Dollars, carriage prepaid. From all Picture and Book Sellers, or on receipt of remittance, from LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY, 19 West Thirty-first St, NEW YORK CITY. OLD CROW RYE eaten WHISKEY sie ay RE comicbooks.com