Life — August 29, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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=< OUR FOOLISH. GNTEMPORARIE THERE ARE OTHERS. Mary had a little lamb, Likewise a lobster stew, ere the sunlit morning dawned ve had the nightmare, too, —Clerelandt Spectator. CUPS AND HIGH BALLS. Sir Thomas Lipton ts & man of affairs used to dealing with men, and managing large enterprises In a large way. Mis sportsmantike attitude In connection with the America's Cap Races two years ago won for him the respect and ad- miration of the American people. Ever since they have been drinking bis health either in Ceylon Tea or Irish Whiskey Speaking of the latter canses us to emphasize the fact that » “high ball.” properly made with Lipton’s Irish Whiskey and carbonated water, Is a delicious beverage and Is likely to become fashtonable in this country. It 1s also an economical liquor to have in the house, as the proper amount required for each “high ball" 1s much less than that of any other. Anything bearing the name of Sir Thomas has hitherto been found honest {n quality, and the Lipton Whiskey ts a0 excep. thon to the rule, ONcr & wine agent intruded upon a party of which Maurice Larrymore was one. The agent told Barrymore be was a man of goo taste and all that, and wound ap by saying: “When you want a bottle of wine in fature, will you not gratify me by asking for my win * Why, of co nswered Barrymy ‘Tahal be delighted to ask for your wine. suppose they should have it)"—Argonant. most gract ut heavens! Agworr’s, the Original Angostura Bitters are the best Refuse imitations. At grocers and druggists. | +I Ia sad to see this mercenary spi fested In politics," said the earnest elt + Yes," answered Sens against it all 1 cc vote my way witho so Nagrantly mant e fought people to | Stars em t payin’ *— Washington THE STANDARD For purity and excellence is attained {n champagne by Cook's Imperial Extra Dry. Bouquet excellent. “BUT, my son,” sald the fond parent, “If yon do not attend school and college regularly you will never be regarded as an intellectual light.” | * Ob, yes, | will, papa,” responded the fair-halred youth ; intend to make a few millions and then endow cea q and thus acquire more degrees than I could win in a lifetime of study.” With eyes motst with pride the father bade the child go bravely forward upon the path of destiay. —Battimore YOU HOLD GOOD CARDS When you play with Bicycle Playing Cards. Amertean, OnE of the local Justices of the peace is also an oddity, Among his set of rules governing prictice before bln 1s the followin, 9. “Please don't ask ine to take a drink during basiness ¥. I can’t go, and Ido not want to get into the habit of refusing.” —Green Bag. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Commonwealth Avenue, Electric Lights, approved plumbing. New and most Wrens there's a wil Wt. — Boston Transcript, , there's a way for lawyers to break “T pReap to think of my fortieth birthday." “Why? Did something unpleasant happen then?” School of Bookbinding for Ladies SCELEDNING & ADAMS, 256 West 2 N.Y, City. Bookplates Designed and Engraved. Artistic Bookbinders Send for Prospectus Transact a geceral dankiog business. } Receive ts subject to Dividends and reat collected remitted. Act Fiscal “Ageot Redmond, Kerr&Co. BANKERS, tas “Lipton” High Ball Made of for and negotiate apd loans of raile roa street rail 41 WALL ST, N.Y. ‘ gan compe Members nee N, ¥. Stock Exchange. High-Grade Inv Lists of current offerii PHILADELPHIA C GRAHAM, KERR & CO. fieat 13° Finest Matured Old Irish Whiskey Bottled by LIPTON, Ltd., DUBLIN ano LONDON. “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Win — Medical Press (London), Aug. 1899. MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. Old Crow Rye.. 1S POSITIVELY A STRAIGHT, HAND-MADE, SOUR MASH WHISKEY. Made by the James Crow formula, which no | other distillery can usc, it has never been equalled. Our Scotch Whiskies are also abso- lutely pure GOLD MEDAL AWARDED PARIS, 1900. H. B. KIRK & CO. SOLE BOTTLERS, N. Y. Martford, Conn. You will then have on your own sideboard a better ail then can be sery ed over any bar in the world. ‘A cocktail is substantially a blend of different liquors, and all blends improve with age. .’ The are 1 iquors weigh bb Cocktails the best of made by actual and measurement. sswork about them. your hushand at Ask Tom Gin, Vi York —an him with ot Nermouth of then surp at his di For sale by all Fancy Grocersand Dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. 29 Broadway, N.Y. Martiord, Conn, I ORDER to preserve “properly your papers so that you can exchange them for the bound volumes, you should have a “*¢ LIFE BINDER + We furnish these in black or red, to hold 26 numbers, for $5.00, postage prepaid LUFE PUBLISH'NG COMPANY 19 WEST 31st STREET, NEW YORK comicbooks.com