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The Iilshop, tnavellng through Ls some years ago, addressed inquiries to his fellow-passengers with a view to obtaining tnformation regarding the orchards and fruit Interests of the State. + Do you rise pears tn Loulalana? “We do,” replied the Loutslanta: or better."—Lonidon Financial New! * Inquired the Llshop. “if we have threes Don*r neglect your stomach, Keep healthy by using Abbott's, the Original Angostura Litters, * Yor see, I'm familiar with your music," remarked the amateur plantat, after his performance at the musicale. “It seems 80," replied the popular composer ; * at any rate, you took # great many liberties with It” =Philatelphia Record. A PERFECT Drink, a8 wholesome as It 14 delictous. Champagne Extra Dry. It ts supe Cook's Imperial A LOCAL achoolboy, bis examiner tells me, In an exerctse lter the other day, commenced his eptstle with “Dear Tommy, we was glad to recelve y letter telling about the a1 ur welcome | dden death of your dear father,"* Glasgow Event Tun motto of the street railroads of this clty would seem | to be : The public be jammed. —Merchants’ Rertew YOU HOLD GOOD CARS When you play with Bicycle Playing Cards. © Dip you hear what Judy Gibls said?" “ No—what was it? * She said the new bride next door to them has the most elegant répertoire of shirt-walsts she ever saw.* Chicago Iecord-Heratit. A LITTLE boy, who was asked bis name, answes “Well, they call me Jimmie, for short, but my matden pame ts James." Exchange. Eavrriaw Ips CloaKerres suggest the luxury of the Pharaohs. They are purty itself in paper and tobacc Clubs and dealers. Asxit: Why does Writem, the great author, wear such a took of constant fear? TRuLit: He wre and bis enemles are ¢ e the class song when be graduated jaltimore American. A COUNTRY minister in @ certain town took permanent leave of bis congregation in the following pathetic manne: “Brothers and alsters, 1 come to say good-by, I don't think God loves this chure se none of you ever die. 1 don't think you tove each other, because Fou have not paid my salary. Your donations are mouldy frutt and wormy apples, and ‘by thelr frults ye shall know them.’ Brothers, 1am going away toa better place. I have been cailed to be ebaptain of a penitentiary. and may the L rd have mercy on sour souls! Good: by." —New Berlin Gazette. School of Bookbinding for Ladies | SCELEUSING & ADAMS, 256 West 23a St. N.Y. City. Bookplates Designed and Engraved. Artistic Bookbinders Send for Prospectus nstanUy threatening to make tt pubite. | I go to prepare a place for you | Pabst beer IS always pure Guaranty Trust Co. of New York NASSAU, CORNER CEDAR STREET. LONDON OF FICES % LOMBARD ST., E. 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Harriman, Alexander E. Orr, Walter G. Oakman, Henry H. Rogers, UL. McK. Twombly, Frederic Cromwell, Frederick W. Vanderbilt, London Committee I LEVI P. MORTON, DONALD C. HALDEMAN. STATEMENT TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY, of Hartford, Conn, Chartered 1863. (Stock.) Life, Accident and Employers’ Liability Insurance. JAMES G. BATTERSON, President. PAID-UP $1,000,000.00 CAPITAL JANUARY 1, 1901. Total Assets, — - 5 (Accident Premiams tn the bands of Age TOTAL LIABILITIES (lucluding Keserve: $30,861,030.06 # wot lac! SURPLUS, Pald to Polley-holders st Paid to Poll Lo ‘holders on P Life Tasarance! ia Force, GAINS FOR THE YEAR 1900: $3,167,819.96 X FORCE (Life Department Only), 8,683,297.00 IN RESERV DS (Both Depart., 24 per cect bast) 2,484,292.52 1UMS COLLECTED, = - 6.890,888.55 ExaEN $12,643,384. 92 25908. 464,03 1586, 652.20 169,019,851.00 SYLVESTER C, DUNEAM, Vice-Presidest WOES B_ MORRIS, Secretary J, 8. LEWIS, M.D, Medical Director and Adjuster EDWARD ¥. 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