Life — August 1, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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~— OUR FOOLISH. (CONTEMPORARY Ir may be hard to save sour tia, But there Is this about It— Ins easter to live within Your income than without tt. —Phitadelphia Press. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. “Tur flearse Club held a box supper and ice-cream sale at the hall Tuesday evening, the proceeds to be used for the painting of the hearse house. Great credit 1s due these young women, who, by their untiring efforts, have been the | Means of having # hearse purchased and a hearse house butlt.”"— Kennebec Journat. My dear,” said the fair girl's father, “1 listened to your graduation essay with a great deal of interest.” “Did yout” she rejoined, coolly. “Yes; and 1 want to say that Ihave been doing you an Injustice, and that [am sorry for tt. Tused to think you were Worrying about what Susie Simpkins was going to wear, or whether Chartle Chumpkins was going to call, when all this time you were pondering on the ultimate destiny of the human race !"°— Washington Star. | STEADY nerves and # clear, active brain come from the use of Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Tommy and Johnny were playing doctor and patient. Johnny was the patient. He was supposed to be sumering from some deep seated and mysterious malady. Dr Tommy felt bis pulse, took bis temperature by means of the kitchen thermometer, thumped his chest and noted bis respiration. “What you need, my dear sir," he satd, ** is to go and wash your feet. Five dollars, please.” Chicago Record-Heratd. | To be acceptable to the aristocracy one must be an ass Lavasters COOK'S. Imperial Champagne—Extra Dry and extra quailty. Dry. pungent, emits deltctous aroma aud has lovely Louquet. Wire : [think It's too bad you should throw away money ou such expensive umbrellas, You are always losing them. Why don't you get cheap ones? Hessaxp: Hoh! That's all you women know abont | business Do you suppose [ want to advertise the fact that Ihave # poor memory !—New York Weekly. YOU HOLD GOOD CARDS When you piay with Bicycle Playing Cards. CoextRy DocToR (catrchising); Now, Uttle boy, what must we all do tn order to euter heaven? Boy : Die “ Qaite right; but what n it we do before we dle?” “Get ill and send fur sou." —Glasgow Evening Time Man’s Christianity to man makes countless thousands mourn. —Scheolmaster IN the smoking room observe the standing of the men who smoke Patt Matt Conk Tirreo LONDON CIGARETTES, | Clubs and dealers Tux most cheerfal author—Samuel Smiles. ‘The noistest—Howells The tallest—Longtellow. The most flowery ~Hawthorue. The holtest—Pope ‘The bapplest—Gay, ‘The most amusing —Thomas Tickell. ‘The most Hers—Burns, The most talkative—Chattertou. 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