Life — June 20, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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CLERGYMAN (after bring reacned from the shipnereck): Mr. Smith, did I really appear scared when we thought all would be lost? Mr. Suri: Tcan't say that you were scared, but fora man who bas been trying to get to heaven all these years you appeared most reluctant to accept the opportunity. —Harper's Bazar. “Tas Elljan,” says Dr.” Dowte. One at ce that auggests Itself t# that, whereas Elijab was fed by the ravens, Dowie Is fed by the gulls, —New York Herald. THE CLEANSING And preserving properties of myrrh for the teeth have been known since the days of anctent Syria, WRIGHT'S: DENTOMYRH, the new tooth paste (lo tubes), has myrrh asa base. Ask any draggtst for tt. “Twonper why,” sald the girl in the pale-green shirt walst, “the vertical system of penmanship ts becoming upfashlonable nowadass."* “Have you forgotten,” replied the girl In the Gains- borough bat, “that in the best circles we have discarded the Vertical system of walking and adopted a modified stant? —Chicago Tribune. A BAD sToMacH means poor health. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters restore health. Finst Horetxeneen: Yes; Tam golng to have the sea- serpent attraction again this year, OND HOTRLEKEPER: That Is old. Tam going to have ng Woman wade out beyond her depth every hour. 1 have Just ordered a few gross of medals, and each reacuer Will be presented with one.—Priladelphia Record. DON'T THINK You have drank the ne plus ultra of wines until you have tried Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. SNtvPs: There ts more sin in Chicago than any other city on the face of the earth. SNuvrs: | beg leave to differ. Gefy you to name another with more sin ta {tI “ Clocinpatt."— Axchange. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, Commonwealth Avenue. Electric Lights. New and most approved plumbing. * How did Spudkins get bis appointment as brig utter generai? I never knew that he was connected with ine army." dh, yes, by marriage; his brother-intaw ts & Calted States Senator.""— Town and Country. YOU HOLD GOOD CARDS When you play with Bicycle Playing Cards. “Paw.” said little Willie Gettit, “give me ten cents to buy @ story-book with." Ten cents!’ shrteked the old gentleman. “Do you think Iam Andy Carnegie #"°"— Baltimore American. ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE A Powder for the Feet. Shake Into Your Shoes od Vostantly ‘ores aud buns the greatest comfort filiscovery of the axe. Allen's Foote akes tight-1t0og OF new Lis certain core for Vingromng nails, twe-ting, calloun and hot, tired, achin, We have ow ROSY IT Te AVe Bold by all Drnscntennd Stocma-2te, Donat accept ant “So Easy to Use.” tation. Seat by mail forsse.in stamps. FREE A GSAS? ALLEN S. OLMSTED, Lo Roy, N. Y. ( Mention this magazine) yestim oni Highest Grade, Purest Beverage in the ‘World, as Evidenced by being awarded tho Gold Medal At the PARIS EXPOSITION of 1900 in Competition against the World, the highest and only award. Better than Imported: 4 AMERICAN PRODUCT 2 On Sale at Clubs, Hotels, Cafes and by Leading Purveyors. Made by THE VARTKAY WATER CO. Buffalo, N.Y. U.S. A. Transact a geaetal Redmond, (“28 subject” to “draft, Dividends and inte: Kerr& Co. ese 8 aod BANKERS, )ismue focoeot ralt street 41 WALL ST.. N.Y. compa: €." Securities Members. Sad wold oa. N. ¥, Stock Exchange. oe Oe High-Grade Investment Securities, Lista of ‘current offerings seat, oa application PHILADELPHIA CORRESPOND! GRAHAM, KERR & CC And to havea supply of EVANS’ ALE put in the hamper. Just the thing for an outing Any Dealer anywhere. C,H. EVANS 4 SONS, Hudson. “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” — Medical Press (London), Aug. 1899, MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. GASOLINE, STEAM @ SAIL 38 to 35-foot Launches in stoc Larger sizes to orders... AMERICAN MOTOR CO., 185 Broadway, New York WRITE FOR CATALOGUE Ly Ren, 29-00 UTAH POINTS $15.00 HIGHER For first-class, round-trip tickets from Chicago. Correspondingly low rates from other points. Dates of sale, July 1st to 9th, and Sept. rst to roth. Rates but little higher other days all summer. The ‘‘Colorado Special’’—only one night to Denver. The “Overland Limited''— only two nights to Utah. These two fast trains provide the best of everything, and leave Chicago every day. For particulars call on any ageut. Send 4c stamps for ‘‘Colorado Illustrated. PRINCIPAL AGENctES:—461 Broadway, New Yor dciphia; 68 Washington St., Bosto Chicaga nati; $07 jot Main s 601 Chestnut St., Phila. . Buffalo; 212 Clark nithfield St., Pittsbu tor St, Cleveland; 17 Campus Martius, Detroit; 2 King St., Chicago, Union Pacific & North- Western Line comicbooks.com