Life — June 13, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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=. OUR FOOLISH ; } ou do drink, drink Tri ONTEMPORARIE. Nbie ” Sake Betty Botter bought some batter ; “ Bal she sald, * this butter’s bitter; It I pat it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter; But 4 bit of better butter Will tut make my batter better.” Haught a bit of butter, Better than the bitter bu . Aaa taiee nate ones Must share it:—Happiness was born a Thought a bit of better butter. twin."— Byron. — Montreal Star. * All who joy would win “Waar is the marriage rate In these parts?” asked the stranger who was gathering statist 2s 9 “The marriage rate," responded the native, proudly, “1s ———— ———_) two dollars for the Ic na kixs from the bride. The A pure rye, | m Sole Proprietors, abertif gets both, an’ I'm the shertif."— Philadelphia Kecord. 10 years old, aged e WHITE, HENTZ & CO., NOTHING by time, [Whiskey Phila. & New York. 1s put in Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne to make It not artificially. Green Label ESTABLISHED 1793. ferment, the effervescence {4 natural ; its bouquet nartraliet | a es els. Repe: Yaas, Sits dead ; went luter town ter get a tooth pulled ; dentist feller told bim he'd better take gas fust an'— Jos: Dentist gev him too much, eb? There’s a Rich, “Ob, no; after the dentist feller told him that, be went » back to his hotel an’ took the gas baselt." | Nutty Flavor to —Philaddphia Press, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. The Ideal hotel of America for permanent or transient guests. oe pictured asa woman holding & palr of } And a shady nook. i eries ot “1 don't know, but It would be manifestly absurd to Dor lot WHITMAN'S. ‘Sold everyw ere: Bottled in Bond. represent her as an Iceman bi taeaa i ereel Times | Sfiie Chena se Phtts SON, A. Overholt & Co. YOU HOLO GOOD CARDS ania lana PITTSBURG. When you play with Bicycle Playing Cards, Tue wife of a member of the House of Representatives, | towards morning, not long ago, was awakened by unusual | nolses below statrs, and tried fo rouse her hustand, “Wake up! Wake up"? she satd In a low voice, “ You mast Wake up and go downstairs; there are thieves in the house." h, no, my dear,” rejoined the halfawake husban reassuringly. “There are no thieves tn the House ; they are all in the Senate."—Haltimore Sun A HEALTH RESORT. | : The Standard Excelsior Springs, Mo., on the Kansas City line of the | Milwaukee & St. Th llway, tas become one of | for Gentlemen . ng all-the-year around health and pleasure resorts in x ait ratted The use of lis waters bas benefited a great 2) appreciated ALWAYS EASY y by connoisseurs The Name “ BOSTON ae GARTER" is stamped y Wlastrated booklet, describing the resort and for its 7 Ron every loop. if Of Its advantages, which Will be s on appli- Sip pce eae ageasiooones ak cee DELICATE p stamp enclosed for postag FLAVOR. “My face fa my fortune,” she quoted. . . CUSHION “IVs no crime to be poor,” commented ber dearest (No rank smell nor taste, so fre- BUTTON cham.—Philadelphia Times. JBL quentinsome brandsof Olive Oil) : Se ee «_CLASP FOR RENT. 2, Guaranteed Lies flat to the leg—never Six months from June Ist, furnished, at \Z. Pure Oil ; lips, Tears nor Unfastens. ‘robin cojtase 6 of the take tn of Olives Bd SOLD EVERYWHERE. ° he lnke In } ; large porch, . only se << = Sarmpte pair, gk Se. ‘ete.. for & season = ENN, Matted oa receipt ot price. montis or leas, from June Ist. Five h ed Estab, 1836 GLO. FROST CO., Makers dollars for the season. Apply to S. RAE @ CO. Esteab. 1836 Boston, Mass.,U.l.4. Bacon, Woodbury, N. J., for farther particulars. LEGHORN, ITALY BSS~EVerY PAIR WARRANTED SS comicbooks.com