Life — June 6, 1901 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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COMPETITION AGAINST THE WORLO Highest (rade AND PUREST GINGER ALE MADE—ANO An American Product. On «ale at Clabs, Hotels, Cafes, and by leading Parveyors. Mave oY ‘The VARTRAY WATER COMPANY, Buffalo, N. ¥., 0. 8. A. < 2 AWARDED THE GOLD MEDAL Baris Exposition or 1900. WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, New York. ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE A Powder for the Feet. Shake Into Your Shoes Foot=Ease, a powder (It cures pan y of Foote Ease makes tight-ltung or ne snoesfeolessy. [tis a certain cure fo growing Daily, Sold by rea. dhe. Da netaccey' tation. Seat by mail fo PACKAGE FREE resins? ALLEN S. OLMSTED, Lo Roy, N. Y. “So Easy to Use.” stamps. 161 BROADWAY. 688 BROADWAY. 723 SIXTH AVENUE, Tue retort of a litle boy to an attorney in a justice's court not long ago created some amusement. The lad, being on the stand as a witness, was questioned concerning @ cer- tain dime novel, alleged to have been stolen. “ What was pictured on the cover?" asked the attorney. “ Two Indians,” was the reply. “What were the Indians doing?" “1 dida’t ask ‘em, answered the boy.—Green Bag. THIRTY.SIX FIRST PRIZES have been awarded Corticelil Spool Silk for superiority, It 4s the best silk made for dressmaking or family sewlog. A RURAL correspondent of the Portsmouth, New Hamp- | shire, Times sent to his paper this tntelligiole account of a local episode : | “A man killed a dog belonging to another man. The son of the man whose dog was killed proceeded to whip the man who killed the dog of the man he was the son of. ‘The man, who was the son of the man whose dog was killed, was arrested on complatat of the man who was assanited by the son of the man whose dog the man who was assaulted had killed. "— Exchange. MILLIONS drink Cook's Impertal Extra Dry Champagne every year and the numbers are rolling up with a rush Mornen: Tommy, I'm sorry that yon and sour ltve ister quarreled about that onimge, and that James bad to interfere. Whose part did he take? Tommy : Whose part? He took the whole orange. Pittsburg Bulletin. THE PROPERTIES OF MYRRH Both asa cleaner and an antiseptic preserver of teeth were know by the ancients. Myrrh Is the tase of the new tooth paste, WRIGHT'S DENTOM) RII (in tabes). This exceptional dentifrice can be found everywhere. Wire: What do you sappose baby Is thinking about? Tuk BRUTE: 1s'pose he's thinking about something to cry about to-night —Exchange. YOU HOLD GOOD CARDS When you play with Bicycle Playing Cards. A SCHOOL INSPECTOR, having a few minutes to spare after examining the school, put a few questions to the lower- form hoys on the common objects tn the schoo! room, “What is the use of that map?" he asked, potnting to one stretched across the corner of the room; and balf a dozen shrill volces answered, in measured articulation : + 10's to hide the teacher's bicycle, sir!" Wasp. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and | privacy of home. “On, my dear daughter, you should not be frightened and run from the goat. Don't you know you are # Christian ntist? * But m “the billy-goat doesn't know {t."— IV hat fo Eat. Dox-r despair, Ill health Nees when Abbott's, the origl- hal Angostura Bitters are used. DisceRNiNG CHILD (iho has heard some remarks by his Sather); Ave you our bew nurse? cRSE: Yes, dear. “Weill, then, I am one of these boss who can only be managed by kindness, so you had better get some sponge cake and oranges at once."—Pitteburg Bulletin. THE PREVALENT PRUNE. Mr. George H. Dantels of the New York Central road, bas arranged to fill all the people full of prunes before they reach the Buttalo Exposition. Prunes are to be found on the mena of the dining car service In every shape and form, and the superintendent of chefs ts now experimenting on a prune rarebit.—From the Washington Post. * excitedly exclaimed the little girl of six, | Head Your List of Outing Supplies with *» *» * & The only ale that cannot spoil The only ale without sediment The only ale always fit to drink Any Dealer Anywhero WHAT ARE THE “@lub Drinks that are «orld over. Made best of liquors an by thousands of me women in their own homes in place of tonics, who: composition 4s unknown Are they on your board? Would not such a d put new life into the tired woman who has shopped all day?) Would it not be the drink to offer to the husband when he ret home after his day’s busi ness? Choice of Manhattan, Martini, Tom or Holland n, Vermouth, Vork or i hisky. For sale by all Fancy Gro cers and Dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. 29 Broadway, N.Y. Martford, Conn, “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” — Medical Press (London), Aug. 1599. MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. | Prices redubed for Spring & Summer we Send for Mustrated Catalogue. 16 West 2d St. 137 Broadway {04 Pulton St New York: Brooklyn: Boston: Philadelphi:: Chicago: Agencies in All Principal Cities. comicbooks.com