Life — March 28, 1901 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Chinese Mother’s Song, HUSH your cries, my baby, aay crept Into its cosy bed O hush! the winds of night will bear And the Christian man will get you if you don't watch out, © hush your cries, your father dear from the p Our fields run bi With I turn to smiling falsehood, ng hatred of your k O hush! with cross and Bible they Are prowling all about— And they'll civilize you, baby, if you don’t wateh out! Frederick Manley, ‘PRESIDENT HADLEY, of Yale, seems still to have the use of all his faculties, notwithstanding he has been a collego president for nearly two years. He caught a crook the other day, and one that needed catching. : There will be those who will say that his wits have been THAT Maggs sharpened by contact with the criminal classes, but that . : is not true. College presidents nowadays don’t have much Cl | } to do with delinquent undergraduates. It falls to deans a to deal with them, “<< BANK CASHIER : My dear sir, your bank account is overdrawn so often that we are compelled to ask you to transfer it elsewhere. “But, good heavens, I don’t know any other bank that. will trust me!"" A boomer PLATFORM, AND VERY SOON YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH MORE CONSIDERATION. comicbooks.com