Life — March 21, 1901 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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‘oad, who hastened to him im- mediately to hear what he had to say, and that good man was overwhelmed with chagrin to think such a thing could have happened. “Our road,"’ he exclaimed, ‘is run in the interests of the public, and I shall never recover from my regret at your treatment. But as we control the State Legislature, the Municipal Assembly, and own all the thorough- fares, come down to the car house to-morrow morning at 7:30, and I will you a chance to get even. I'll he principal street we go through packed for a mile or so with no one else but conductors and motormen trying to get a ride, and you can take charge of a car as a motorman yourself, travel “pur ‘Twas 4 GLonious victory.” To Althea from Kansas. QUT GLASS does not a coe / Nor rosewood bars gin sling ; Men bibulous enough will take A drink from anything If I have “ bitters" every day, And 8” when I plea: ‘The law may lightly take away All such vain luxuries. make, to ET. B. Inverted Fables. In THe Laxyp or THe Oveut-To-Be. LONG-SUFFERING Passenger who had been riding on the elec- tric cars several years,and knew what it meant to be treated rudely, and jost’ed, and insulted, and have his life con- tinually in danger, was one day, in quite the usual manner, nearly run over by a motorman. When, after running for several blocks—for he had to catch a train and needed that car— he got aboard, he spoke gently to the conductor about not stopping, and the conductor gave him the merry wink, and said some unpleasant things that grated upon the Long-Suffering Pas- back and forth the entire day, and ran over as many as you please.” Morat. “How was it?" said the Superin- tendent the next day to the Long- Suffering Passenger. It didn’t last long enough,” said the Long-Suffering Passenger. N exceedingly interesting example of the development of power in the female mind to grasp the imitations of law ts reported from Colorado. Mrs, Alvina Curtis, a Methodist voter, complained to Miss Hersey, & County Super- {ntendent of Schools, that a girl teacher from Denver played cards on Sunday. Superintendent Hersey repited that the School Law did not regu- late the personal conduct of teachera, and that even card-piaying might be considered ® harm- less Sunday occupation in « district where the most excitlug event ts the yelp of a coyote senger. A week later the Long- Suffering Passenger seut for the Superintendent TOO SUSPICIOUS. Ales Robbins: po v0 Willie: ou, miss wont MIND IPE ASK DR. CODLES TO JOIN UST THIS 18 80 AWPULLY SUDDEN, DONTCHERKNOW ! comicbooks.com