Life — March 14, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ris Expositio was awarded the GOLD MEDAL That being the only and highest award given a Ginger Ale, In a class numbering 61 exhibitors, 1900 On sale at Clubs, Hotels,Cafes and by Leading Purveyors, MADE BY THE VARTRAY GUFFALO, Neve Uae an NY SHAKSPEARE SAID coop WINE IS A GOOD FAMILIAR CREATURE™ LET US MAKE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE LABEL OF THE BEST GOOD WINE In old times whiskey was not harmful; that kind is not harmful now. mt ia OVERHOLT Bottled In Bond Direct from the barrel. A. Ovmnnoit & Co., PITTSBURG, PA. OBESITY. “The Prevention and Cure of Obesity” ta ® book by Arthur B. Carter, who reduced his weight forty pounds tn nine months without expense, without taking medicine or special exercise, and whlle living on plenty of varted and Appetizing food. ‘This remarkable result some very simple laws of nutrition. 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OLD CROW RYE is a straight, hand-made, Sour Mash Whiskey. Has never been equaled. Gold Medal awarded, Paris, 1900. H. B. KIRK & CO, Sole Bottlers, New York. comicbooks.com