Life — February 21, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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= OUR FOOLISH. (ONTEMPORAR'! et DURIXG @ school tea the other day a kindly old doctor waa regarding one of the young guests with evident alarm. Undismayed by the doctor's glances, the young scholar rapidly demolished plate after piate of bread and butter and | cake. Atlast the doctor could stand It no longer. Going up| to the young rascal, he sald : “My voy, have you never read any book which would tell you what to eat, what to drink, and what to avotd ?"* “Why, blens yer, alr, replied the young gentleman, with hia mouth half-full of plum cake, “1 don't want no book. Ivs very simple: 1 eats all I can, drinks all I can, and 1] avolds bustin’. — Pittsburg Bulletin. MAIO, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, husband or widower, all fod telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, neatness and despatch can afford to be without it. Rates in Manhattan from $5 @ month. New York Telephone Co., 16 Dey St, 111 West 38th St Tue Superintendent of Schools at Spokane, Wash., de: | sirous of testing the powers of composition existing In a class each to contain one of the thr and “ bear. A small girl laboriously concocted the follow ing sentence “Boys bees bare when they go in swimming.” — Exchange HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. Rar: 1 look upon you, str, as a rascal Parte: You are privileged to look upon me in any character you desire to assume, alr, — Exchange Forry years ago it was in {ts Infancy. To-day It is ®& household word, Cook's Imperlal Champagne Extra Len: Is Mrs. Kaflippe at home? EULen (just over): No, mum. “Do you know where she has gone?" “Yis, mum. Upshtatrs, be the back way," — Chicago Times-Herald. WASHINGTON, Porsorally Conducted Tour via Pennsylvania Railtoad. The next Pennsylvania Ratlroad three-day personally. | conducted tour to Washington, D. 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