Life — February 14, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“OUR FOOLISH. GNTEMPORARIE Ir was not one of those lovers’ quarrels which are got up for the sake of enjoying the sweets of * making {t up ‘sgain,” but a real, genuine afalr to which both parties felt | thoroughly aggrieved. ‘They parted In anger, and next day | the lady wrote bim the following note *Herewith I return all your presents, with the exception of the diamond ring, which I shall keep to remind me of your meanness and horrid conduct altogether!” — Exchange. MAIO, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, hustund or widower, all find telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, neatneas and despatch can afford to be without It. Rates tn Manhattan from $6 a month. New York Telephone Co., 15 Dey St., 111 West 38th St AN Irishman has summed up the meteorological year of the Ememid Isle, as follows Dirty days hath September, April, June, and November ; From January up to May The rain it raineth every day. All the rest have thirty-one Without a blessed gleam of sun ; And if any of them bad two-and-tirty They'd be Just as wet and twice as dirty. Evening Post. One night, at the Garrick Club, a number of the members Were discussing the merits of @ new Hamlet who had ap- peared that evening. W.S. Glivert had taken no part tn the Arguments, for or against. At last one of the others ventured : “Well, Gilbert, what do you think of bis Hamlet?" Ob," responded the witty librettist, “1 think it was funny without being vulgar.” — Argonaut. THE PROPERTIES OF MYRRH Both as a cleaner and an antiseptic preserver of teeth were known by the anctents. Myrrh ix the base of the new tooth paste, WRIGHT'S DENTOMYRU (in tubes). This excep. tonal dentifrice can be found every where Hg ts the cousin of & chubby four-year-old, whose home| ta ip New York. This litte man has also been started up in the way he should go. One day he visited some relation by the name of Jones, He was not treated Jost as his highness considered iting. and he resented {t fora time. But when prayer tme came he relented enough to frame this petition, | which he tacked ou to the end of the second prayer : © Phe 4, bless papa and mamnta, and grandpa and grandma, and even the Joneses 1"* = Lewiston (Me) Journal, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and | Privacy of home. “Wuy do you seem to dislike Mr. Simpson, Hopkins?" “Oh, he's the man who never comes to your house Without pulling up the broken window-shade, sitting tn the disabled chair, or getting the cracked tea-cup.”" — Detroit Free Press. NO DEALER Should be without Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. If yours, is order from American Wine Co., St. Louls, Mo, Mrs. CARDINAL MANNING Went one day to bis publishers for # copy of & book of his own —' fidence in God." 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Outdoor sports in this captivating climate are unin- terrupted by winter weather. Exhibition golf games, at California resorts, by David Bell and Willie Smith, U. S. open champions. Take the California Limited via Sante Fe Route. Ask for illustrated pamphlets, PRMRRIERRRRRA EE RERE RARER EEE General Passenger Office, ‘he Atchison, Topeka & Sante Fe Railway, CHICAGO, aanaanaadaanadanaanaaKns Nawannannanaanaanaanaaandaaaaandaadandcaaae 25th ANNUAL DOG SHOW WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB. ‘This Show will be held In the Madison Square Garden, New York City, on February 19, 20, 21 and 22, 1901, Will You Have a Club Cocktail Before Your Dinner? You can offer this polite attention to the guest who dines with you at your home if you have a boitle of the “Club Cocktails.” They arehome Cocktails. They re on the sideboards of housands of homes. Are they on yours? 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