Life — January 31, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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a TRE « MAIO, WIFE OR wibOW, Bachelor, bustand or widower, ail find teleptone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort neatness and despatch can afford to be without It. Rates tn Manhattan from $5 a mouth. New York Telephone Co., 16 Dey St., 111 West 38th St He who gives quietly is Hable to te struck twice. A new aweep 8% noon gets over It. Mistor and twins never come singly If any man ts worth doing be ts worth doing well. Yale Record. eps clean, but bh Tue cleansing and preserving properties of myrrh for eth have been known slice the days of ancient Syria, HTS DENTOMYRIH, the new tooth paste (in tabes), has myrrh asatase. Ask any druggist for It. Cuuxcu : What do you think of an Englishman coming over here to tell us how to run our newspapers? GoTHaM: The frst thing you-know, some blarsted Brit- taher will be coming here to tell us how to get rid of fox. — Yonkers Staterman Every woman should endeavor to preserve a youthful ‘nd fresti complexion as long as possible, The only way i Which this can be accomplished I by using Dr. bys’ Sac de Tollette night and morning. Thes achets are unrivalled for conferring w bright and beautiful complexion upon those who use them, All Dr. Dys’ tollet preparations can be obtained, with valuable advice for skin treatment, at V. Daray’s, 129 E. 26th St, New York. Fond PARENT : soaked. FRANKIE pa, I fell into the canal, “What, with your new trousers on?" “Tdidn’t have time, pa, to take 'em off. Exchange. ness | how you look, chlid ; you are HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON Commonwealth Avenue. Electric Lights. New and most approved plumbing. “Wa are getting to be much too prominent,” said one member of club to another recently, A club ts like # Woman. The less elther of them 1s talked about the better. =N. Y. Evening Sun He (in Ais wrath): When | married you I had no idea what # fool you we SH (in her equaninlty): The fact that | was willing to marry you should have removed all doubts on that point. — boston Transcript. AN American product that excels all foreign make 18 Cook's Imperial Champagne Extra Dry perfect Bouquet Warrs : broke a mirror yesterday. Isn't there a super: stition of some kind connected with breaking « mirror? Porrs: Yea. It means seven years’ bad luck. It does? I'm glad to hear it. I 1am tn for seven rs’ bad luck, Iam sure of living that long, anyhow. — Indianapolis Press Iv there ts any commodity on the market wherein purity becomes # necessity, certaluly tt should be found in whiskey Good whiskey 1s oue of the best tonics tn the world, one of the best stimulants and one of the best promoters of good cheer. Trimble Whiskey, which {4 distinguishatie by Its well- known green label, is a Whiskey with a history. This tiistory embraces w reputation for purity that bas extended over one hundred years. It is doubtful if any other whiskey on the market has been before the public for such # length of time. It certainly Is # fact that no other whiskey bas the standing with connoisseurs that Trimble Whiskey has. The familiar trade mark of Messrs, White, Hentz & Co , the proprietors of the brand, says not to drink whiskey, but * When you do drink, drink Trimble. This has become a by-word and a toast. Those who keep whiskey tn the house—and everybody should have tt therein case of emergency—can safely rely on Trimble as being the personification of purity, and those who ‘Wish it for the good cheer it throws around the festive board And to “lighten up the gloom” of life, will Hnd tu Trimble ® bouquet that ts as delicate as Jane blossoms, a mellowness ke distilled sunshine and a perfection that ts always | satisfying. | from which po “Wary did the little fy ay? Jane asked the girl beside her. * she answered, with a sigh, spider apled er." — Boston Transcript, FORNIA, ‘Thirty-tive Days’ ‘Tour vin Pennsylvania Rallroad, ‘The Pennsylvania Ratiroad Company has arranged for a special personally-conducted tour through Callfornta, to leave New York and Phitadetphia on February 14, by the “Golden Gate Special,” composed exclusively of Pullman partor smoking, dining, drawing-roon sleeping, compartment, and olservation cars, returning by March 20, This spectal train Will be (un over the entire route. The best hotels will be used where extended stops are made, but the train will be wt the constant aund of the party. Round-trip tekets, covering all necessary exp from all polnts on Pen ses, 8450) sylvania Railroad except Pittsburg, tthe mate whl be $445, For further Information apply to ticket agents ; Tourist Agent, 1196 Broadway, New York ; 4 Court Street, Brooklyn ‘89 Broad Street, Newark, N. J.; B. Courlaender, Jr., Max senger Agent Baltimore District, Baltimore, M.D; Colin s ia, Passenger Agent Southeastern District, Washington, D, C.; Thos. B. Watt, Passenger Agent Western Distric Mittsburg, Pa. ; or address G w. d, Assistant Ge Passenger Agent, Philadelph eral * Mow did you come to be # professi * Laln't no professtonal beggar. Vm statistics on how many heartless people thy mal beggar 2 mployed to git up ts fu this town,” — Chicago Record. “TL see so much in the newspapers about subsidies What does # subsidy mean, John?” “A substdy, Mary, is where f give you twenty dollars for golng to see your mother Instead of having ber come to see you." — Denver News. “Florida and Metropolitan Limited ” BY THE SEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY, “Florida and West India Short Line” To THE Winter Resorts of the South, The Only Line Operating Daily Trains to Florida, Effective January Mth, the Seaboard Air Line Raliway, the only line operating dally limited trains to Flortda, will pat on tts magnificent new train, * Florida and Metropolitan Limited id from New York via Philadelphita, Baltimore. Washington to Richmond, Raleigh, Columbia, Savannah, | Jacksonville and St. Augustine. Connections at Jacksonville | for Tampa and all Florida points, and atst. Augustine for | 2 ust, ‘This train also carries Drawing Room Sleep. y York to Atlanta, Leaves Boston 12.03 A, P.M. from 23d Street Station P > P.M, Baltimore 5.45 0, M., Washington 6.59 P. M., arriving at Southern Pines, N, C , 6.56 | M., Columbia, 10.00 A, M., Savannah, Ga , 1 P.M, | Jacksonville 3 Augustine 5.00 P, M., Tampa 6.39 A. M., Charlotte 951 A. M., Atlant 4.35 P.M. Connections are made both at Miami on the East Coast and Port Tampa on the | West Coast for Key West and Havana. The “ Florida and | Metropolitan Limited ts Iuxurtously equipped in every respect, with Paliman Drawing Room Car, Compartment Car with Drawing Rooms and State Rooms, Observation Car, | through Day Coaches and unexcelled Pullman Dining Car service | For further information, call on or write to all Pennsy). | vanla Railroad offices, or representatives of the Seaboard Alr Line Ratlway at 306 Washington Street, Boston, Mass, ; 1206 and 371 Broadway, New York ; 30 Sonth Third Street, Philadelphia : 207 East German Street, Baltimore ; 1634 New | York Ave., Washington, or to R.E, L. Bunch, General Pas- wenger Agent, Portsmouth, Va. wl ‘ After you have tried them you will be just as enthusiastic @S we are over Gold Lion Cocktails Seven varieties :: At first-class dealers The COOK & BERNHEIMER CO., New York Pure,Sparkling e ITE. ut WagER S counteracts overindulgence : SHAKSPEARE SAID cooD WINE IS A GOOD FAMILIAR i * CREATURE” |, LET US MAKE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE LABEL OF THE BEST GOOD WINE RUINART CHAMPAGNE ROOSEVELT 8 SONUYLER, Selly te etited Ses Sane, “Defender of the Rails—The New York Central.” —Utica Herald. comicbooks.com