Life — January 3, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE: MOTHER GOOSE REVISED. ‘There was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise. He filled his shop with Arat-class goods And began to advertise, As quickly as bis ads, were'tn, He sold his goods all out ; And concerning the practical utility of advertising as a | sensible method for Increasing # merchaot’s trade, and, consequently, his profits, Te hasn't any doubt. Gre (referring to the Egyptian pyramids: hundreds of years to build them O'BRIEN (the wealthy contractor): Thin It wor a gover’ mint Job—eh ?— Tit-Bits, Frow time within the memory of man, ale drinking has been always associated with occasions of festiylty, Shakes- | peare Immortalizes that rarest of beverages, Cream Ale ; and Charles Dickens and Wilkte Collins were known to have dis- cussed plots and counter-plots, sitaations and characters over tankards of good old ale. Song writers have depended pon ale fo arvase enthusiasm and responsiveness to their songs, and It has opened the way to many a good old rousing chorus, and the good cheer and bappiness which follow. The same convivial and soctal spirit which prevailed In the good old days Is ta existence to-day. The beefsteak dinner, with {ts happy influence of good cheer and good fellowship, turns for an incentive to all this to Evans’ Cream Ale, which {s the factor of the feast from start to floish. A perfect dinner without Evans’ Ale would be as much of an anomaly as a beefatenk dinner without the beefsteak. | There {s something about Evans’ Ale which puts iton # plane entirely by itself {t lends good cheer and brings light. | heartedness and surrounds you with an atmosphere of good | will and peace with the world, and {t does more to bring | sunshine into the Ives of mankind than any other prodact of the green flelds of nature. “Excuse me, sir,” sald the man in the next seat, * but your cigar ts burning @ bole tn your paper.” “That's ull right,” responded the other; “1 am just burning out the price of those electric seals at to-morrow's bargain sale. You see, I take thia paper home.” ‘ — Philadelphia Record. “MEMORIES OF VACATION CAYS.” This Uttie volume, handsomely printed on deckle-edge paper. {8 a collection of excerpts compiled hy Frank Preabrey from his own writings. The author has been an extended traveler, and Is not only @ keen observer, but has the happy faculty of portraying scenes In the Old and New World with an unusually brilliant descriptive touch. The book will prove especially Interesting to anyone who has made the European trip. | “Memories of Vacation Days," 124 pages, tlluminated paper cover, 6c. Redileld Brothers, Publishers, New York. 1s Pat O'Brien there? No.” Well, when he comes tn, please tell him that his son-in- law 13 dead. I am fils son-in-law, but not the one that's dead." — New York sribune HONOR WHERE OUE The highest possible honor, “The Grand Prix,” has been awarded at the Parts Exposition to Messrs. Joun Dewar & Sons, Ltd., the great Scotch Whisky Distillers of Perth, Scotland, and London, Engtand. For many years “Dewar” has been the favorite In Enrope. and it ts due to the energy and keen managerial ability of Pred’k Glassup, the sole agent tn this country, that the famous Dewar's Scotch Whisky ts the most popular of high-class beverages in America to-day. Maa. ACON : ai keep a cat? Mus Easert: Yea; we don't seem to be able to get rid of It. — Yonkers Stateeman. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON | All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and | privacy of home. WaLger: The bride was quite a popular girl, wasn’t she? Warsinson: Yes, indeed. The Avening Sacrificer sent {ts sporting man to report it. He printed a list of rejected lovers half a column long under the heading “ Among Those Who Also Ran.""— St. Louls Post-Dispatch. MAID, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, hasband or widower, all find telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, heatness and despatch can afford to he without tt. Rates in Manhattan from $5 a month. New York Teleptone Co., 15 Dey St., 111 West 38th “ ALL THE WoxLo’s A STAGE™ : “All the world’s @ stage, Sam, and the men and women merely piayers."* “Yea, massa, but if dat's so, whar yo' gwine to git yo" audience and orchestry ? " — Collier's Weekly. HOTEL RAFAEL, SAN RAFAEL, CAL. Soclety resort of the Pacific Coast. Open the year round. Culsine and service the best. Average temperature in Winter months 64°. Por farther particulars inquire at Raymond and Whitcomb Omices, 25 Unton Square, New York ; 296 Wash. ington St., Boston, or 1005 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Cows, tappears, have the most accommodating appetites and digestions When, tn the sixties, an Oxford cow was credited with swallowing a mackintush, tt drew from Osborn Gordon, then the well-known witty censor of Christ Charch, London, the expression of a hope that {ts milk would now be waterproof. — Exchange, Ir ts @ natural sparkling wine, produced tn America under the supervision of expert wine makers, Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne, * Din yon say your husband liked these clluging gowns?” “Yes; he itkes one to cling to me for about four seasons.” — Yonkers Staterman, ACADEMY OF BREATHING ‘The art of sctentific breathing taught in all ite branches, Lung and throat gymnastics, calisthenics, chest and voles development. Defects of voice in orators and siiven remedied. Miss Ixgz BRoox, 305 Fifth Avenue, New York City. 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