Life — December 27, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE - THE PROPER SELECTION. Material, style, ft and workmanship In the make of outer garments are the prerequisites of all that goes to present the reai Lady and Gentleman to the critical eye of the Public, while for thelr own satisfaction and comfort they do require the same insistence applied to their undergarments. To them the subjects of quality and fit of underwear are ever fresh as | the seasons change. Wool as an underwear materia ts fast becoming un- popular ; sensitive, refined people are ever troubled with the irritating contact of wool vs. skin, and many have now adopted for themselves and family the new fabric, * Koted- silk,” which has now won Its way Into the satisfaction and recommendation of a great many of the gentlefolks. “ Kotedsilk’ is @ practical, luxurtous underwear, pos. sessing durability, lightness of weight, perfect non-shrinkable fit, and soft, pleasing skin-contact, All these, with ample warmth, make it the Ideal underwear for man, woman and child, This fabric matertal ts made of fine Egyptian cotton outside, interkaitted with pure white silk on the inside, giv- ing @ soft, chaste surface next the skin, and Its velvety woftness will always rematn, thus Insuring durability of wear, non-Irritation to the skin, and # non shrinkable, perfect fit. Truly the perfect underwear. Aside from all these, “Kotedstik" 18 the only real hyglente underwear, for it can be bolled—scalded—clean, Ot for the daintiest and most fastidious, Now so popular, can be found Inall high-class shops at the moderate price of $2.60 per garment, Ernez: Count Grafterino, who ts engaged to Maud Gottrox, seems to be & very fragtle-looking man. Tuomas: Yea, they say the slightest “touch” would break him. — Boston Herald. Tne Sante Fe Route cordially invites you td spend the winter in California and to use its Limited trata from Chicago. NxVER sald anything to make your cousin mad.” Well, she didn’t get mad for nothing." “Louly sald that I could tell by her face that she was an artist." — Exchange. Hosrrratity should be the desire of all. Serve Cook's Imperial Champagne Extra Dry to your caller and your reputation will be established. “So you let your leading man got” “Thad to,” answered Mr. Sturmington Barnes. “ He was too realistic 1n his fdeas.”* “ Interfered with your work on the stage?” No, not on the stage. In the box office, real money."*— Washington Star. He wanted Ir wilt be the fad to visit California this winter. For information as to the best route apply to General Passenger Oftice, Santa Fe Route, Chicago. A cinccs pald @ fiytng visit to a smal! Northern town not long ago, and the price of admission was slxpence, children under ten years of age half-price. It was Edith’s tenth birth- day, and her Brother “ Tom,’? aged thirteen, took her in the afternoon to see the show, Arrived at the door, he pat down ninepence and asked for two front seats. “How old 1s the little girl?’ asked the mouey taker, doubtfatty, “Well,” replied Master “Tom,” “this ts her tenth birth. day, but she was not horn until rather late ta the afternoo ‘The money taker accepted the statement and handed him the tickets, but It was # close shave. — Spare Momente. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Commonwealth Avenue, Electric Lights, most approved plumbing. New and I'vg got plano-player’s cramp." You don't play 1" “No ; the giri next door gives it to me. — Chicago Record. LIFE'S PICTURE GALLERY. We cannot fill any farther orders for Live's Picture Gallery, as the edition ts exhausted, and {t will not be reprinted in tts present form. Live Peattsittxa Compaxy, New YorK, Miss Lviv month, Pat, FINNEGAN: I will give yez me answer In a MAID, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, husband or widower, all find telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, neatness and despatch can afford to be without It. Rates in Manhattan from $5 a month, New York Telephone Co., 15 Dey St., 111 West 38th St. “Dip-you tramp my ace, dear?” asked Mr. Meekton, who Was his wife's partner at whist. “I did,” she rejoined, sternly. What of tt? “1 mereiy inquired to relleve my mind,” he answered, with @ gentle smile, “It 1s a great comfort to know you trumped it. If anyone else had trumped {t, you know, we should have lost the trick." — Washington Star. HOTEL RAFAEL, SAN RAFAEL, CAL. Soctety resort of the Pacific Coast. Open the year round. Cuisine and service the best. Average temperature tn Winter months 64°. For further particulars inquire at Raymond and Whitcomb Oftces, 25 Unlon Square, New York ; 296 Wash- ington St., Boston, or 1005 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, IN @ contest over @ will, the hushand of the deceased was on the stand. During the cross-examination of this wit- ness, a leading lawyer asked the witness, sternly : “Did the transaction take place before you marricd the dead woman?" The witness, who was a small man with a shrill volce, piped out, indignantly : “No, sir, she wasn’t dead when I marrted her.” — Green Bag. THE AMERICAN GENTLEMAN'S WHISKEY. ‘There ts an Individuality in things as well as in persona, An article becomes unique by being the ouly one of tts kind, or the best of its kind, and ts singled out for certain charac- teristics which establish it as a leader. Hunter Baltimore Tye Is 10 years old. Its Individuallty consists In {ts being the most perfect type of the purest and best American Gentle- man's Whiskey. What ts specifically tts bighest merit ts that Its quality ts always uniform in age and flavor, and its | purity ts the result of the natural maturing of the richest alcoholic spirits. IU 1s for this reason that It never decelves, never disappolnts, and as It sattsfes all, It 1s recognized as of the very highest type and standard. For health and hospttality, for cheer and comfort, and for all uses where alcoholic stimulant 1s required or prescribed, tt will be found to be all that {t 18 represented, and upon this ts success 18 founded, and {ts reputation as the purest and moat reilabie whiskey will be maintained invariably, For all needs of the holiday season Hunter Baltimore Rye ts unexcelled. + And he stole the ‘possum from yout™ sald the Judge, “Yes, auh ; en wuss dan dat, he not only cooked tt, en eat it, but pick bis teetl right tn front er my do’ 1"? — Philadelphia North American. Torre (aged fice): I wonder why bables ts always born in de night-ume? Lorrie (aged seven, a little wiser); Don't you know? It's ‘cos they wants to make sure of findin’ their mothers at home. — Exchange. Throat Ease and Breath Perfume. S ° neee /G0/ Did, Hee onTarvehoge The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe R'y. General Passenger Office, Chicago. eeley ‘The disea: Double Chi yields easily to the ide of Gold Treat- WE PAY POST- AGE. LEX! All you have guessed about lifeinsurance may be wrong. Ifyou wish to know tho truth, send for “How and Why,” issued by the Pexx ‘Morcay Live, 921-3-5 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. Alcohol, Opium, Drug Using.naes OGDENSBURG, N. ¥- INGTON, MASS, ct ment as administered at these KEELEY INSTITUTES. Communications confidential. | Write for particulars, He: That's right, me dartint ; tek plinty ay tme to think ttover, Buttell me wan tng new —will It be yea or not — Exchange. PROVIDENCE, R. L WEST HAVEN,CONN. comicbooks.com