Life — December 20, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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HOTEL RAFAEL, SAN RAFAEL, CAL. Soclety resort of the Pacific Coast. Open the year round. Cuisine and service the best. Average temperature in Winter months 64°. For further particulars inquire at Raymond and Whitcomb OMmices, 25 Union Square, New York ; 206 Wash- {ngton St., Boston, or 1005 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. Ong of Mr. Whistler's art students at the schools tn Paris the other day asked the master very vertously tf he thought that she might paint Nature exactly as she saw her, Mr. Whistler vers promptly replied : “There ts no earthly reason why you should not paint Nature exactly as you see her, so long, my dear hidy, as you do not see Nature exactly as you paint her!" — Argonaut. MAIO, WIFE OR WIDOW, Bachelor, husband or widower, ail flod telephone service useful at all hours of the day. None who values comfort, neatneas and despatch can afford to be without It. Rates in Manhattan from $ a month. New York Telephone Co., 15 Dey St., 111 West 38th St. Oysren Bay ScrooLeoy : Did you know about that baby that was fed on elephant’s milk, aad guined tweaty pounds adayt OvstER Bay ScuooLmasten (indignantly): No, 1 didn't. Whose baby was tt? —answer me, of I'll thrash you. “The elepbant'’s baby." — The Schoolmaster. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. The Ideal hotel of America for permanent or transient guest, Doctor : You need more exercise. Ixpisroskp: Why, I'm steadily engaged in panting houses now. * Working by the day, I expect ?* “Yea. “Well, you'd Letter work by the plece for awhile." ~ Exchange Ip will be the fad to visit California this winter. For tnformation as to the best route apply to General Passenger Onice, Santa Fe Route, Chicago, “ Turs Is the parlor, ent" tentatively remarked the house Agent, who was looking over the house, * Yes," replied Jones; “but I usually call tt the court. room—I've got seven daughters, you know." — Exchange. Mistress: You say you are well recommended? Mato: Indeed, ma‘am; 1 have thirty-uine excellent reference And you have been in domestic service? “Two years, ma'am.” — Glasgow Ecening Times. Hianest Qvatity, exquisite bouquet, delicious taste make Cook's Imperial Champagne Extra Dry the fad in good soctety, “He's @ most unreliable man,” she asserted. “Why do you say that?” asked her dearest friend. “He asked me to marry him, and I sald, ‘No,’ and the mean thing never asked me agaly — Chicago Ecening Post. Finest tran in the world; finest meats tn the world; finest scenery in the world. The California Limited, Saute Fe Route, from Chicago. Last winter two litte children were standing In front of the main entrance to the Senate Chamber, when Senator Chandler. who, as you know, Is & great wag, and a friend came through the door, One of them, a little girl of eleven, burning with curiosity, stepped up to them and asked : “ Mister, how much does It cost to goin there? * You had better ask that gent an coming up the corr(dor,” said the Senator from New Hampshire, pointing to. Senator Clark, of Montana, who was letsurely approaching the entrance.— Chicago Record. ACADEMY OF BREATHING The art of sctentific breathing taught ta all tts branches, Lang and throat g: ca. chest and vole development. | Dete prators and sh remedied. Miss INKz Broo: venue, City. Reception hours: 11-12, 5-6. sent ‘on request. Gold Lion Cocktails are GOLD MEDAL Cocktails That’s what they said in Paris Seven varicties @ At all first-class dealers Ghe COOK & BERNHEIMER CO., New York e teaches by mall, with perfect ences, his oriinal and scientific method of lois P. Swoboda bicies eee es apparatus whatever, and requiring but a few mioutes’ time in your own room just before retiring. By this condensed srs) more exercise can be obtained in ten minutes than by any other in two hours, aod its. the only one which does not overtax the heart, it is the only natoral, easy ans epcody method for obtaining perfect bealth, phyrtal development and elasticity of mind und bods. Absolutely Cures Constipation, Indigestion, Sleeplessness, Nervous Exhaustion «+. and revitalizes the whole body... Pupils are of both sexes, ransing in age from fifteen to eichty-+tz, and all recommen! ti system. Since no twoperpie are In the same physical condition, individual lnstructives « Riven ta each care, Write at once for full laformation and Hooklet containing endorentes from many of America’s leading citizens, to ALOIS P. SWOBODA, 105 Venetian Bldg., CHICAGO. To a cocktail or ‘ | ie drink i }A Fashionable 3 | which whisky is ; Migration sed ;to California Every winter, to enjoy lawn 3 adds a zest that fetes, balls and novel enter- is decidedly pleas- tainments of the smart set. ing and satisfac- Lavish hospitality here tory. The addition creates a metropolitan atmos- of other ingredi- phere in semi-tropic gardens. ents does not de- Persons you like to meet— stroy thedelightful in resort hotels and on i flavourandaroma the California Limited, daily, which distinguish Chicago to Los Angeles and oy 1 San Francisco. via Canadian Club Santa Fe Route. 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