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Pa sald he'd be suire 10 give US. good two hours’ start.” — Philadeiphia Evening Bulletin, Iy the clock and watch department of the Paris Expost- tion an expert called the attention of the Shah of Persia toa queer little pendute, which he wished Lis majesty to bay. “This litte clock, * sald he, “fires a pistol every hour |? “To kill time, I suppose,” sald the witty ruler, as he walked away.— Argonaut. PUBLISHER : This story of yours ta splendid. Don’t use & nom de prune, Pablish over sour own name ; it will make AcTHOR : It's money I'm after, not fame, But you'll get jast as much money tn either case.” “No, Lwon't. If 1 publish over my own name my wite Will get It" — PAlladephia Press, DE DION-BOUTON, -” COMPANY New York Type Motorette. Weight 700 Ibs. Price $1,200 SIMPLICITY STRENGTH DURABILITY OPERATED BY HYDRO CARBON MOTOR 20.000 IN USE General Offices and Pactory, Church Lane and 37th St.. Broo N.Y, Office. 57 West 60th St., N.Y. 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