Life — October 25, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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THE BOSTON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. ‘The management of the Boston Symphony Orchestra beg toannounce two series of tive concerts each at Carnegie Hall, on Thursday evenings, November 8, December 13, January 12, February 21, March 21, and on Saturday after- noons, November 10, December 15, January 19, Fetruary 23, March 23, at 2:20. It weems hardly necessary to assure the patrons of orchestral music In New York that the high quality of performance of the past will be malntained. For, after fourteen years of unbroken effort to give as nearly as possible ideal concerts It would indeed he strange to lower the standard, even in the slightest degree. Spectal attention ts called to the change tn the matinees from Wednesday to Saturday. Mr, Wilhelm Gericke will again conduct the per- formances und promises some Interesting novelties, further ‘and more detatied notice of which, as weil as of the solulats, will be given at an early date Horseneck, Wi8., September 29 —The people of this city fare dissatistied with the census, which gives It ® population of thirty-three souls, It had been confidently expected that the returns would show at least forty people here. The gain of 467 per cent., however, 18 considered highly gratifying. — Chicago Times-Herald. HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON. Commonwealth Avenue. Electric Lights. New and most approved plumbing. May Petree: Everybody's talking about the way you let Jack Huggard kiss you on the links yesterd Brite Hazanp: Well, 1 couldn't help tt. 1 was just teeing off when he asked me If he could have Just one kiss. 1 yelled, “Fore, and be took them — Philadelphia Press. 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