Life — August 23, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ONLY to hear you warble, Only to hear your voice, Only the fatatest whisper Would make my, heart rejotce, Only the faintest whisper, Spoken to cheer me, dear! Speak but a word of comfort Into my stratning ear, List to my pleading, central— | Say, ts my calling vain? Speak, though you only murmur, * Line busy, call again 1° — News Letter, NINETY IN THE SHADE. Its Summer. This information ts given for the heneft of those who may have overlooked the fact. The alr 1s balmy, the sun ts hot, the collar Is limp, and the cool mixed drink, Heublein “Cics Cockrats," 1a acceptable; for, as bas been remarked vefore, It 18 Summer—there can be no | question about tt. Human Ingenuity has done much to ameliorate the condt- tion of the sufferer from the torrid heats of Summer ; but the greatest of all cooling devices Is undoubtedly G. P. Heublela & Bro.’s famous “Ciun Cockratts. ctric fans are all very weil in thelr way, 80 are sea- bathing and shaving the head, but a4 a means of keeping physically cool and placid in mind “CLUB CocKTaiLs” are ‘withoutan eq In conclusion, dear reader, as we remarked In the begin- ning, It ts Summer, and itis “up to you” to order @ case of CLUB CoceTaiis” without delay. “Tue theatre owes a great dea! to the Shakespearean | sald the girl with the pensive expreasto “Yes,” answered the young man, “some of the best burlesques 1 ever saw were on ‘Hamlet! and ‘Romeo and Juillet." — Washington Star. “ 1," SAID the gentleman who had fairly prospered, “am | humbly proud of the fact that I took ‘Get thee behind me, Satan 1? as my motto when I began business life." | “There 1s nothing,” aald the second gentleman, who had measured business wits with the first gentieman, “Itke having good backing." — Iodlanapolis Press. My dear boy, If you have the bines, order a bottle of Cook's Imperial Champagne Extra Dry. It 1s ex- quisite ARG) TAMOUS CIGARG IP ES: £4; Tad EGYPTIAN DEITIES cigarettes are the best Turkish cigarettes for sale in America. No matter what Turkish cigarettes you have been in the habit of smoking, you will instantly notice the difference in quality when you try Egyptian Deities, NO BETTER TURKISH CICARETTE CAN BE MADE! Either size—No. 1, 35 cents, or No. 3, 25 cents—will be mailed to anyone anywhere on receipt of price (in postage stamps). S. Anargyros (Inc.), 515 West 22d St., New York City. FOR SALE AT ALL CLUBS, RESTAURANTS & HOTELS. Hanny : When [ asked her if she would be mine, she fell ‘on my breast and solbed like a child, but finally she put her arms around my neck and whispered that she was so happy Hannixs: Yes, that is what she told me she was going todo; she has been practicing it with Cousin Tom for ever and ever #0 long. — Boston Evening Transcript HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. ‘The Ideal hotel of America for permanent or transient guests. ‘Tue passenger in the sleeping car, awakened by the stopping of the train, pushed aside the bilnd and looked out, “* Blitz & Schiatz,’ * Kampd & Donnerwetter,’ ‘ Schiigel & Knopif,’ ‘Leupold Schwartzenhetmer.’ he sald, reading the business signs that met bis eye, “Well, I sce we've got to Milwaukee." — Chicago Tribune. WE All you have guessed Have ter git up early if you darkles wants to see about lifeinsurance may Better lookin’ couple than Lucindy Ann an’ me. P A Y be wrong. If you wish to Bote got sick an‘ billous, an’ we thought we gwine ter Know the truth. gen for die— “How and Why,” issued 7 POST= wy the Penn’ Morea Took some Ripans Tabutes, and dey made de mis'ry fy! Live, S01; 8-6 Cosstene, Neber secn such medicine for allin’ folks to take— Fixed us for de cake walk—course we took the cake! EN:SEN Street, Philadelphia, LEADAM'S SHOE TREES Keep your shoes in perfect ehape. Prevent wrinkling. toeing uv and curling. Light and easy to use. ‘Shoes dampened. by perspira- tion or water do not shrivel up in drying when Leadam's Trees are as ‘All sizes and styles for men and women, To be ad of 30: repaid oi recelpy > A DAINTY fog\ TOILET NECESSITY. ‘SOLD EVERYWHERE IN FE) S PACKAGES ONLY. shoe dealer of sent $1.25. Send 710 of shoe. 1ONEL H. LEADAM, svampaieta, 80 Wall St., New York, OSCAR’S SAUCE “As served at the Waldorf Astoria.” A spoonful will make a poor joint good, For hot and cold meats. | J Alcohol, Opium, eeley brug Using. ans" ce pate, Siecase zields, gaslly to the OGDENSBURG, N. ¥. ment as administered at these | LEXINGTON, MASS, Communications confidential. Write for particulars, =~ PROVIDENCE, BR. L WEST HAVEN, CONN, The Refined MILLION use LISTERATED TOOTH POWDER. DENTISTS FAVOR IT, H. B. KIRK & CO., comicbooks.com