Life — August 9, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE: “Wowen often show more fortitude than men,” re- marked the thoughtful man; “they are the brave ones, after all." “You are right,” answered Mr. Meekton, “perfectly right. Why, l once knew # woman who stood up In a debate &nd told Henrietta she was mistaken !” — Washington Star. VACATIONS IN CANADA Will, 1t seems to us, be unusually enjoyable and delightful this summer, aud the Grand Trank Rallway System, not only the most important In Canada and Ontario, but one of the greatest in the world, offers an endless number of delightful Tesorts, brought quickly aud inexpensively to the conventence of summer tourists, To those who have already visited many of the attractive resorts along the line of the Grand Trunk Rallway System, there is no need of recommendation. They are almost uniimited In number, arranged so ns to satisfy the desires of the most exacting, and where one can spend as uch OF as little as may be desired. For those who desire to spend @ most delightfal and attractive, bat on the other hand, inexpensive vacation, they are particularly fitted, Scenery und sport, health and pleasure, with freedom from hay-fever or other annoyances —these are all prominent features of @ trip In Canada via this great line. The Highlands of Ontario, Muskoka Lakes, the Magnetawan River, the thirty thousand Islands of Georgian Bay and the Kawartha Lakes district, are a few of the attractions. Our space will not per: mit us to describe even by title the number of wonderfully beautiful resorts reached via the Grand Trunk System, but the Passenger Department has prepared beautifully Illustrated Publications, all of which can be obtained free of charge Upon application to F.P, Dwyer, Eastern Passenger Agent, Dan Bullding, 290 Broadway, New York City, Wuen Li Hang Chang visited Germany a few years ago, the Kalser asked him: ow do our women compare with those of China?” 1 really cannot tell," satd L1, slyly, fastening his eyes on the corsage of a lady who was present; “we never see half a» much of our women as you do of yours.” — Argonaut. “1 year,” sald the Populist, thoughtfully, “that the Lord ts not with us tn this cainpaign “ What makes you think sof’? asked the Republican. “Well, we've had no cyc:ones or locusts or grasshoppers to destroy crops and make the farmers pessimistic, We can't stand prosperity, you know.” — Chicago Post. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. Tne Aip: Pardon me, General, but you seem to be worrled. May I ask why you hesitate? You know that capturing Pretoria and ending the war is now an easy matter. Loxp Rowenta : Yes, I know, It's the thought of Alfred Austin that makes me hesitate —Clereland Plain Dealer. “You seem to have dropped out of sight Mosquito, not underisively. “Oh, 1 Hobsonized myself, 1 guess!” was the ktesing bug’s tart reply. — Detroit Journat. MAKE home a place of pleasure. Keep therein your greatest treasure, Cook's Impertal Champagne Extra Dry. It is supertor. sald the “Wiy do you consider woman more Intelligent than man?” * Because she bas sense enough not to show all that she Aisbelieves.” — Cirtcago Evening Pust. PASSENGRR : wife at the barrier? 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