Life — August 2, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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+ LIFE: AN EXPERT OPINION. Some sound the 1," while others dou't, and so it’s “golf” or * got,” ‘ | But when you meet @ man who says that once he drove right of And played a whole half-day without a “foozie* or @ “ seruil, Remember that's not “golf” nor * goff,"" pronounce It simply * guil.” — Huston Globe, SARATOGA'S GREAT ATTRACTIONS ANDO ITS GREAT HOTEL Everybody itkes Saratoga for its wealth of natural beauty, | the bealthfulness of 1ts mineral watersand the multiplicity of 1ts soclal pleasures and outdoor recreations. From now until Oct. 1 the Grand Union will be the centre of Sanatogu's | fashionable life and social activity, and It will be well worth going a long distance to see the magnificence and Urilitancy Of its entertaluments and the crowd of ‘notables from all walks of life that assemble there. Patrons of the Grand Uulon enjoy the greatest diveruity of attractions, comprising | everything from musle to golf and polo, which, together with the conventences and service provided for thelr comfort, make | ft the Ideal summer resort. An illustrated Looklet containing | views of Saratoga can be obtained by addresstug Woolley & Gerrans, Saratoga Springs, N. Y. “ Witar's the alze of Morocco's standing army?" “ About twenty-five thousat “ Moor or leas, | suppose.""— Cleveland Plain Dealer. AmoNO the many stories told lately in connection with the late Duke of Argyll ts one concerning @ distinguished officer of the army who called on the Duke at Inverary Castle, and was told by the servant that he was not at home. + Where ts het" asked the officer, * He's awa’, awa’,"” was Donald's healtating reply ; ‘awa’ ‘washing himself." The Duke was at a seaside watering place—Argonaut, Your dinner tf accompanied by Cook's Imperial | Champagne Extra Dry will be digestible and satis. factory. | “I'm glad,” said the green delegate, “to be one of those ‘who will nominate @ President." “ My son," sald the old Senator impressively, “you err. ‘You will not nominate ; you will participate tu a ratification. * — Philadelphia Nurth American. © Wat isa storm centre, pat” * A storm centre t# that member of a family who remains 8 cool as a cucumber while he makes all the rest raging mad.""— Chicago Lecord. HOTEL" VENOOME, BOSTON. Accessible location, excellent table, prompt service. A DISCHARGED soldier, lately returned from the Phillp pines, tells a tale of a shirt which 1s too good to be lost. His company was returning from a long and tiresome scouting trip, in which most of the men had parted with the greater part of thelr wearing apparel, when he saw on # clothes-line tn the grounds of a residence adjotning a Lig stone church two very good shirts, hung out to dry. As he had at the time only half a shirt to his back, he proceeded to help himself toa whole one. Whereupon a woman came out of the house and sald to him. tn passable English : “ You will pay for that on the Judgment day." “Madam,” he replied, “if you give such long credit, 1 ‘will take both shirts,"” which he proceeded to do. — Argonaut. “In ts reported that one of Bollvar's fastidious, newly- married ladies kneads bread with her gloves on.” The incident may be somewhat pecullar, but there are others. ‘Tue editor of this paper needs bread with bis shoes on; he needs {t with his pants on, and unless the delinquent readers of this old rag of freedom pay up before long, he will need bread without a darned thing on, — Humansvilie Star- Leader, OSCAR'S SAUCE “As served at the Waldorf Astoria.” For yachts, camps and sum- mer cottage life. For hot and cold meats. SOLID TRAINS TO NORTHERN MIC@IGAN. ‘The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway ts now run- lng solid trains of palace sleeplng cars, dining cars (serving meals a (a carte) and first-class day coaches, through frum Chicago to Calumet, Houghton, Hancock and other poiuts tn the Copper Country without change of cars, with direct con- nection for Murquette, Negaunee, Ishpeming, etc.. and passengers from the East, South and Southwest will tind this @ most desirable route. All coupon ticket agents sell tickets via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Puul Ratlway, Wuew Reymint, the famous violinist, was @ young man, he was engaged by a parvenn to play at # dinner, the agree- ment statlog that he was to furnish music from eight o'clock toeleven, He begun with an Adunte movement from Mozart, a composition which opens very low and soft. The host turned to his guests: “That's Just like those musicians,” he sald. “T hired him by the hour, and see how slow he plays." — Eicchange. GENERAL DE GALLIPFET one day, In the corridors of the Chamber of Deputies, was talking to a friend, when he suddenly heard cries from the Chamber of “ Assassin t Assassti 1" With a laugh, he sald to bia friend : “They are calling for me,” and with perfect calm be entered, and called at the top of bis voice : © Vou! Voila!” — Argonaut, TOWARD THE SETTING SUN. The extraordinary diversity of this country’s physical and tndustrial features ts brought tnto promiuent view by the two favorite overland routes to Californta—one via Ogden and the other via New Orleans. These two routes are operated by the Southern Pacific Co. 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