Life — July 19, 1900 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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WITH VARIATIONS. Lives of Clark and Quay remind us That to lose a Job ts wad, And departing leave behind us Forty others Just as bad. Let us then be up and doing Wearing Daly's plo Suil achteving, still pursu Satntly Wanamaker's style. Nebraska State Journal. GuipR (to # noble stranger) : STRANGEK: Where are wet GUIDE: In one of the boxes of the Chamber of Deputiess {n that one which ta espectally reserved for noble strangers who come to viait the marvels of the Universal Exhihition, STRANGER: Does the Chamber of Deputies then form part of the Exhinition? Guipe: It 1s ontalde the bounds, but forms part of It ail the same. It ts, 1 venture to say.one of the principal curtosities tn It, Attention, They are beginulng. (The President dectares the sitting open. Atthe end of few minutes « frightful row Is heard below. Cries, shrieks ‘and divers imprecations.) STRANGE: Ol! How very curious, to be sure! Guiok: Didn't f tell your STRANGER: 1 do not regret having come her amusing as the Rue de Parts. (Polnting to some ¢ ts that gentleman wh GUIDE: Iisa member of the Opposition: to attack the STRANGER: He yells nagnificently, There are few men 1n my country who have 60 flne a voice. Abt and who Ix Pray, take # seat, It ts as 1.) Who He 4 about that who yells Just as londly? Government? Is he also attacking the (AIL of a sudden an even more fearful tumult arises, Cries of *Thtel 1+ + Asatesin 7 © Traltor 1 * Scoundrel dominate the row ) IDE: There, are yon xatlafled with It? STRANGRK: Have they then ulluwed an assasdn and a bandit to enter the hall? Guipe: Ob, dear, not It ts merely the Prime Minister who ts ascending the trilune. STRANGER: He does not appear to mind it at all, tok: It 1s all the same to him, These are politics, Now look at the President of the Chamber who ts putting on his hat, No one in France puts on his hat so weil as M. Deschanel. Everybody who wants to know how to puton a hat comes here to take lessons. There are even some depu- Ules whoxe sole reason for forcing him to cover himself 1s this, Ab L1tIs not all over yet. You are now golng to hear A concert. (They «ing the Marseillaise” and the “ Carmagnole.") STKANGEK: Thexe gentlemen sing marvelously. But do you not find, you other Frenchmen, that these are komewhat strange political customs? GUIDE (selzed with patriotic shame and risking « plous fii: Butt beg pardon, all that ty not serious. The deputies do that to amuse strangers, to offer them an extns attract and they will give two performances a week to the end of the Exhibition tn order to make thelr stay longer. But you must hot think that such & state of things seriously happens. Ab, sir! for whom do you take ust It ts # mere show like the Auteurs Gals or the Maison du Rire—n mere show. For sale by all Newsdeaters in national News Compan Lindon, E. C., England, ent Trital Sream's Building, Chancery Lane, NTS. Sweet CHanity was one day passing down the street dressed tn the helght of fashion, and showing in every tse of her figure and in every feature of her countenana idences of taste and refinement, when sbe came upa Industry lying beastly drunk tn the gutter Just able to dng himself up on bis elbow and curse @ well-dressed gentlema, hy the name of Capital, who was passing in @ stylish carriage Sweet Charity and Capital exchanged greetings, agreed th Industry was In shocking state of demorallzation, tose him & dime to sober up on, and then congratulated oe another that their names had been changed by act of legis ture so that nobody would ever wipect them of belcg daughter and son of that loathsome wretch, or that ever thing they had In the world they recelved from bim, . —The Straight Edge. Tn, burgtar had etitered the house as quietly as possitie, but his ahves were not padded, and they made soce nolse. He had Just reached the door of the bedroom when bt heard some one moving In the bed as If about to get up, ant he paused, ‘The sound of a woman's voice Quated to his ears. “If you don't take off your boots when you come tae this house,"*It sald, there's going to be trouble, and a whole lot of It. Here it's Leen nituing for three hours, and you dare tu tranip over my carpets with your muddy boots on, 6» downstairs and take them off." He went downstairs without a word, but he «didn't tale off his boots. Instead, he went oult into the night agatn, ax the “pal” who was waiting for bim saw a tear gilsten tn bis eye. “1 can't rob that house,” he sald. home."—Lewiston Evening Journal, “It reminds me ‘The Inter- ECROPEAN AGENTS—Messrs. Brentano, 37 Avenue de l'Opera, Paris, Established 1823. WILSON Works, Camden, 5.1, WHISKEY. That’s THE WILSO! Bal DISTILLI ore, Md, | Millions are sold each year, A luxurious smoke at a consistent price with good quality. 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