Life — June 28, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“1 BESERCH YOU, BURGLAR, MAKE AS LITTLE NOISE 48 POSSIBLE. THERE 18 A SICK PERSON ON THE FLOOR BELOW.” —Le Rire, Tuomas K Brecten, who recently died, once prefaced & sermon preached at Plymouth, for bis brother, with the startling intimation : “All those who have come here to worship Henry Ward Beecher will now have a chauce to retire ; all those who have come to worship God will remain." — Argonaut. “Waar that crowd of men over there?" asked the traveler in London, “That's the frst man to enter Ladysmith,” was the reply of the replier.— Harper's Bazar. HAVE IT IN YOUR HOUSE. With telephone service you can reach everyone you want Ina few seconds. It puts the whole organization of a great | city at your fingers’ enda day and night. It may be had in Manhattan for $60 year. New York Telephone Company, 111 West 38th St., 15 Dey St. Hee thrust the sealed letter through the window and put down the two cents. “Well, what do you want?” asked the stamp clerk, grumy. “An automobile, please," he replied sweetly. —Philadelphia North American, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. HENRY Tnowas, of Cross Roads, formed one of a fishing party last Tuesday at the banks of the famous Leaf River, Where they caught over one hundred fine catfish, some of them welghing six to eight pounds each. In fact, Henry says the fish were so numerous they finally had to discard hooks and lines altogether and run ‘em out with dogs. —Mount Morris (1il.) News. Tux late Canon Lyttelton of Gloucester, when rector of Hagley, was fond of sclentific teaching, and formed # class in bis school for phystotogy. After a few lectures he received a letter from the mother of one of his puptls, saying: “ Rev. erend sir, please not to teach Susan anything more about her tnside; it makes her so proud."—Exchange. Lox Couripar writes : Imperial Extra Dry Wine. supertor.” Send me fifteen dozen Cook's I tried tt while here and find it Two young clergymen sat together at lecture given by Rev. B. Fay Mills in this city a short tlme ago. As the speaker mounted the rostram, the first divine remarked to his brother that @ look of worrtment seemed to rume the wonted plactdity of Mr Mulls # brow, “ Mr. Mills has cause to worry,” sald the second divine. “He has found # new theory of Justification to Justify his former departure from religious paths. How to Justify his Jnstification ts the problem that now confronts the poor dear | man. — Exchange, Whiskey Green Label. There are certain tests that prove the merits of whiskey. Trimble Green Label Whiskey has stood every test. WHITE, HENTZ & CO., Phil. and § Try it and you will understand why it is the best. We guarantee that it isa pure, unadulterated time, not artificially. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALE . ¥., Sole Proprietors. Rye, 10 years old, aged by eS. Established 1793. A Railroad to the Grand Canon of Arizona Has superseded the stage route. This marvelous scene is now quickly reached at small cost without fatigue. Trains for the Grand Cafion connect with the California trains of the Santa Fe Route at Williams. For particulars address General Passenger OMce The Atchison, Topeka & santa Fe Raitway Co. cHicaco There ain't no use in eating food unless you can en- Joy It, There ain't no use in appetite unless you can em- ploy tt, ‘There ain't no use in suffering from pangs of indi- gestion, : When R.LP.A.N.S, taken now and then, will kill tt beyond question. HOW TO ENJOY AN OUTING The first thought in arranging for an outing is how to secure the maximum benefits and pleasures with the minimum discomfort and disappointmest, and the great increase in tho number of votaries of outdoor life every year makes the question of food supplies a dominating one. Ever since the days of Robin Hood and Sherwood Forest, lovers of outdoor life have depended upon ale to open the way to the full enjoyment of the occasion, For centuries ale has been the inspiration and factor in making those truly happy days that cling to memory dear and never fade away. The tame good old customs whieb prevailed in olden times are in existence to-day, es evidenced by the great increase in the ranks of the grand army of recreation seekers and their pro- nounced partiality for Evans’ Ale, which has become famous a8 a summer beverage among lovers of cat- door life for the way it imparts vigor and enjoymest toun outing. Nowadays it is the inspiration of the camp, the solace of the fisherman, the joy of the golfer and tho sesame of good-fellowship among all men. The zest with which it rounds off a meal adds a delight that is complete, The sparkling, frothy, bubbling way it pours out shows that health-giving beverage, ale, in its most perfect condition. Evans's is the one ale most suitable for all places, whether ia the mountains, at the seashore, on a yacht or travel: ing by train or boat, because it is always in the same perfect condition and because it cannot spoll, no matter how abused in handling or knocking around, due to the fact that it does not contain a particle of sediment. OSCAR'S | SAUCE rved at the Waldorf “As Astoria. For yachts, camps and sum* mer cottage life. For hot and cold meats. eeley eeS>{ ur BsiesD Alcohol, Opium, Drug Using. ‘The disease ylelds easily to the Double Chioride of Gold Treat- ment as administered at these KEELEY INSTITUTES. Communications ‘Write for particulars. 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