Life — May 17, 1900 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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NOT HIS TAILORS FAULT. “Say,” <ul the man with the worrted look, “do you “Nat Goodwin In ‘Nathan Male,’ * sald the plaswrg, Ilis trousers’ legs, as here you sce, remember giving me a lot of advice on how to conduct my “Tm very sorry,” sald the frlend, © but you tl bane, ‘Are never bullt amiss: Tales bout two mouths ago?" count me out.” Bat when he draws the garment on * Yes," replied the man with the wise expresston. “ What's the matter?” asked Hoyt, In surprise, ‘They always look Itke this: (+ “Toll me tf 1 wanted to win the girt I should make love + Well, to be frank with you, don't tke Nat Goods — Chicago Tribune. i anything. 1 hate him persona!ly and can't en} him ae F, und as faras Lum concerned 1 wouldn't mind gery “Sald If 1 could get the old lady on my side, all Thad — him dead to do was totoddle around with a ring and say ‘When?’ to “Then this ts yonr play,” slyly added Mr. Host ta ne! the girl.” pecullar Yankee dialect of hia. * You don t want to Malas ‘The wise man nodded. ‘They hang hitn in the last act.— News Letter, 1d for me to comp.iment the mother on her youthful e " ely He had rigged up & scaffolding in his studio, on which bis ‘i : pe ts A CoLoKado tillllonatre — extremely millionaire —e Appearance,” continued the worrled ian, “und give her & — who ts getting up an art gall ent to Whistler's model was requested to stand, For two long hours the poor ho ts gettlng up an art gallery, went to Whistler's sted, Jolly about how sad It was that the young ladies of the — the uedu Itac. He glanced casually at the © poseur" stood up aloft ina most fatiguing posture. Menzel. Hresent were not to be with those of the past? Ae f gisniced casually at the picturesam in the meantime, worked at tks ski heedless of the fact pe 4 " 9 walla—"aymphontes" In rose und gold, in blue and grs,o| pee ee Yea, You won the girl, | suppose? ieown and greon: that his model was growing tires eye V aldnek. rhe ala til clad’ hee wil 2 ‘At length the model found It necessary to speak é Yes. 1 didnot "The old. ledy bas sued her huslas “ How much for the lot?™ he asked, with the couse = for divorce, and me for breach of promise Otbus Whe Swike gold eulae “Here professor,” sald he, “how about a recess? Baleowire: dmervas: ne nol ‘ Menzel apologized profusely for his forgetfulness “ Four mliogy.” aatd Wlater, “Certainly, certainly, my dear sir,” said he. "Come Mrs. Jow: And pray, Mr. Jones, what ts the matter bass i” down and rest yourself @ hit.” now? “My posthamoas prices,” and the painter added, “Cu The model had clambered from the scaffolding to the Jones: Twas only wondering, my dear, where you might ™0rlug’—Saturduy Eeening bet. ladder, which led down from It to the studlo door, have bought this fish, It makes me shudder,” said the Filipino, Who, baray Stop 1 erled the artist, suddenly. “That pose ts fine | “At the fishmonger's, Where do you suppose [ nothing else to do, was lelsurely retreating, “te read she Don't move @ muscle bought tte these fights In Kentucky.” And once more the model was forced tuto strained “Well, [thought that, perhaps, there might have been a “ Yes," repited bis companion ; “and these lynchtege rigidity, while the enthustastic draughtsman set about — remnant sale at the Royal Aquarlum.— Punch, Texas” sketching him, © And these garrotings in Porto Rico.” At the end of half an hour Menzel looked up from hts Wen Nat Goodwin brought out “Nathan Hale” in * And these attempted assassinations in Earope.” work. Poth Iphia, Hoyt was there. On the way to the theatre he “And other disturlances too numerous to meria) “There,” said he, * that will do nicely! Get back ou the — met 8 friend who had just come over from New York and — Brother, I sometimes fear that we do not appreciate t scaffold, We have ti r rest. Let us get back to work — tnvtted him to go to the play with him, Denefits of our lot. Truly, this condition called ‘par again.” — Youth's Comparion, + What's the attraction?" queried the friend, must be a fearful thing.""— Washington Star. AN artist, recently returned from abroad, relates @ good story concerning the German artist, Adolf Menzel. Menzel ts a great favorite, and his vagaries afford endless amuse ment to the Herllo art fraternity. It seems that Menzel was engaged on a mural decoratio For sale by all Newsdealers In Great Uritain. ‘The Inter mcuarcixacentenss Company, Bre id nancery Lane, PEAN ‘Messrs. 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