Life — May 3, 1900 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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GeoRGH TREVELYAN, a well-known English writer, was walking with 4 young woman thes of Cambrid, velyan, hoplug he woul What news? was the reply. “ Plevna bas fallen,” T never heard of it, than the fourteenth century."—The Door Kncb. “lave you read Mr. Carnegie’s answer to Mr, Frick’s servant boarder. the Indolent toarde it appeurs in book form, In an édition de “draw it from the Carn —Pittsturg Chronicle Telegraph. Moret, MAN (who thinks he is calling down his butcher): y, Fat shy @ heart and a liver, eight ribs and a suoulder, “A MAN with a Dill “Te will elbow thee from thy place in the magazines of — Now, | want ‘em right away, Raitway Ovvice (which has been connected by mistake) : “He must be a bird 1 exclaimed his majesty, thet grt Sorry, str, but the wreck has been cleared up. —Baltimore American. The bonmots A Ustrep States CoNsv in one of the French By was asked to preside at an examination in Rogiish y ett, o whom he desired to x ‘They encountered Ruskin, say something character: tate, addressed the great man, asking If be had beard the news, aw I know nothing later “tshatl {udigalty. This recalts the story of the Georgia lawyer m axe, and lad been elevated to the bench, Ils wife sald to btm, “La Always Satisfies Baltimore Rye WM. 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