Life — April 26, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Into her hard, unytelding heart A little spark of love there came! He blew himself, and tot The spark was made @ fame! — Detroit Journal. THE TEETHING PERIOD 1s the trying time In baby's life. Proper feeding, then, ts most essential, To secure uniformity of diet, use Galt Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, Book “ Bables” free. Borden's Condensed Milk Co., N. Y. ACiicavo showman recently advertised a “ plano-play- ing elephant,” and drew a crowd for the first performance, After a preliminary ‘‘splel," describing the talents of the beast and his education, the elephant was ted into the ring. He stepped up to the plano, ran a scale, stopped, lifted his trunk and ran, bellowing, from the tent. The showman stepped forward, “Ladies and gentlemen,” he sald, “an unfortunate occurrence prevents the tntelligent animal from continuing the performance. I am gure that you will all respect bis reason, He has Just recognized his dead mother's teeth In the plano keys." Exchange. Mintioxs drink Cook's Impertal Extra Dry Cham-| pagne every year and the numbers are rolling up with @ rush, GROWELL (i4 cheap restaurant : Here, walter, are these mutton or pork chops? WatreR:: Can't you tell by the taste? “Then what difference does tt make which they are?" Chicago News. Bit: They say there 18 a good deal to be learned from bees. JILL: So there ts; but, asa rule, people are not anxious to take potnts from them.— Yonkers Statesman. HAVE IT IN YOUR HOUSE. With telephone service you can reach everyone you want ina few seconds. It puts the whole organization of # great city at your fingers’ ends day and night. It may be bad In Manhattan for $00a year. New York Telephone Company, 115 West 38th St., 15 Dey St. “Patuen,” sald the boy who bas been encouraged to ask questions, “ what does the word credulity mean?” * Credulity,”” was the answer, “means the ability to go right ahead belleving the weather reports.” — Washington Star. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. The Ideat hotel of America for permanent or transtent guests, Lavy: How much are your oranges? Vexpen : Two-y for fiva. “ Well, that ts too dear, 11 wait until the Engitsh occupy the Orange Free State, and then they will he cheaper. —Chtcago News. AN Engilsh Member of Parliament, visiting Dublin, asked is waiter in the hotel, # facetious old Celt : “When are you going to get Home Rule tn Ireland, Jona?" See ye here, sorr,* satd the old man; “the only way ‘we'll get Home Rate for ould Ireland will be 1f France—an’ Russta—an’ Germany—an’ Austria—an’ maybe Italy—it they ‘would all Jotn together to give those blaygiards of Engtish a Tare good hiding. 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