Life — April 12, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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5 Teaches by mall with perfect wu WHAT WINS Z 5 Alois P. Swoboda his original and sctentilie mebor f= — It ts marveloas how promptly and with what pronounced i Physiological Exercise without success some things from the start take hold on popalarity. 4 apparatus whatever and requiring but a few mloutes time tn your own “ But behind them all, however much there may be {n talk, just Lefore retiring. Ly thix condensed system more exercise Can be o ‘A q by aud it ts the onl; there must be & substantial basts of Intrinsic mertt. Some acorn hao Uy ony other tn two bours Iy O08 Whig, things fiourtsh for @ time and have thelr day of rejotcing Ina the Oniy ‘natura, enay and speedy method for obtalntog. pete as until the public curiosity ts satistied, and then comes the ¥ health, physical development and elasticity ot mind and body. survival of the fittest. The plain reason, therefore, why some ‘ Ww things well the best Is because they are the best of thelr kind tha ABSOLUTELY CURES CONSTIPATION, and nothing like them, and tt follows that they are the best ¥ INDIGESTION, SLEEPLESSNESS, to sell. 2 i As # leader {n this category andas a remarkable example ; NERVOUS EXHAUSTION of success, Hunter Baltimore Rye, the American Gentleman's w ‘and revitalizes the whole body. Whiskey, has the prime merit of being all that It 1s represented Puptis are of both sexes ranging In age from fifteen to elghty-slx, anda | recommend the system. Since no two people wre inthe same physi to be and does not disappoint. It Ls the purest type of the h condition individual instructions are given French cnse. ij purest Rye Whiskey, mellowed by @ standard age of ten a . Write at once for full Information and Booklet containing endorsemesy years, and of deilcious flavor, Recommending Itself by these 3 from many of America’s leading citizens to superior qualities, {t 18 a natural consequence that It should | R ALOIS P. SWOBODA, 34-36 Washington Street, CHICAGO, ILLS be the favorite, As a pure and perfect stimulant physicians 4 Prescribe It, and wh ‘er itis placed on sale, It 1s the most ine f Why Dovorny : Pa, Ido wish we were rich. Take Chances Donotny’s Pa: How rich would you like to be? “Oh, awfally rich; rich enough to snub people and still When you can be be called agreeabi Chicago News, Fits i sure of it? THE HIGHEST STANDARD pen because of excellence Is demanded from the beginning to the end of ti teat to addon the production of the Gall Borden Eagle Brand Condensed The pence Milk—a aystem maintained for forty years. Never buy un- tortable tation known brands, man can wear— Faiexp (after tea); Your little wife ts a brilliantly hand. = some woman ; I should think you'd be Jealous of her. J BRIGHTON . : ‘ | Bottled In Bond Host (confidentially): To tell the truth, Simpkins, Tam. Silk Garter. irect from the barre! I never invite anybody here that any sane woman would take Flat, nickel clasp 1 | at the distillery. a tancy to.—New York Weekly. and trimmings, puro silk elastic L A. Ovmanoir & Oa. web. All colors, newest patterns, u HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON. a De, pair at f Habs All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and Pee ek ero lshers oF:by mall: privacy of home. PONEER etsrEsneR c0,, Gn “THEY are brothers, but they never speak to each other." Filledetphic. pie hd “ Pamily pride!” z . ; B Ek E M AN'S “ Prider’* { “Yes; they wish people to think thelr father left a large —— : ‘a ‘iis Detroll: Soleus. DON’T SEW ON BUTTONS. THE ORIGERAL tes shel be nade with tm- ve temp ne YOUR HOUSE atl meatier ita Sete PEPSIN Ke vith telephone service you can reach everyone you want pon ina itty. rere alitie eve ‘ t 2 ah city at your fingers’ ends day and night. It may be had in Fy snail, 18 cents ( ou . catalog Cures Indigestica Manhattan for $604 year. New York Telephone Company, ‘other wreful nov. 4 ges bisk a abet 11S West 38th St., 15 Dey St. is made with howe fasteners, tree and Sea Sickness, re “On, but I do love to go shopping,” sald the maid of Q ‘American Ring Co. All others aro Inttatian $1 some thirty-seven summers—more or less, * especially when P.O. Box 58, Waterbury, Conn. Ess there Ista vargatn sale.” Rox “Tub {* growled the old bachelor, ‘1 fall to see any fun In getting in a crowd and belng squeezed neatly to death.” EVERY DAY IN THE YEAR “That's Just what I enjoy most,” replied the romantic | Ss maiden, as she coyly hid her glowing face bebind her fan, Chicago News, GOLF IN THE SOUTH of North and South Carolina and Georgta tempt many people to spend & spring-time vacation in this beautiful section, The A strictly first-class train, consisting of climate during March, April and May ts perf There are BUFFET-SMOKING AND LIBRARY CARS, PULLMAN DOUBLE excellent golf Hoks at Asheville, Hot Springs and Pinehurst DRAWING-ROOM SLEEPING CARS AND DINING CARS C . ©, Alken and Summerville, $. C., and Augusta and runs through between Chicago and Thomasville, Ga., and the sport 14 now in fall vogue. The Southern Railway operates a perfect train service Gatly between New York and all the resort centers of the i 7 South with through Pullman steeping and dining cars. Full Information and illustrated booklets may be had at 271 and NAS Hroadway, New York, ticket offices of the Southern Railway, or of A. 8. Thweatt, E. P. * “1 See those friends of yours, the Rustlers, have thelr without change via tho names In the paper again,” said the lady who ts Interested tn sat aee ON PACIFIC “Have they, indeed?” responded Miss Cayenne, lan- CHICAGO, UNI guldly, “I didn't know the delinquent tax list had been Fobltedugnn*_WerAington ed & NORTH-WESTERN LINE Dos’? forget to take & few bottles of Cook's Im- rding transi gate to pertal Extra Dry. Champagne with you on your summer ais She quleeeee ys San Feaneiscs; ‘ind catogn: THE HAWAIIAN AND PHILIPPINE ISLANDS, CHINA AND JAPAN. FOR INFORMATION AND DESCRIPTIVE PAMPHLETS APPLY TO PRINCIPAL AGENCIES: 208 WASHINGTON STREET,» +. Boston. ‘ cinoinnar. 481 BROADWAY, DoDD new yore i prrrsoura. 19 193 CLARK STREET, . . . + CHICAGO, 127 THE ARCAOE, . 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