Life — March 29, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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THE FICKLE MAID. “Why do you go to Vassar?” Lasked my heart's own queen. “ Because," she sald, “1 want to be A little Vassariine.”” Bat she changed her mind, the fickle maid, As she'd done many times before ‘Twas not, abe confessed, that she liked Vassar lesa, But she really liked Bryn Mawr. —Hareard Lampom. OSCAR'S SAUCE. TRAVELERS on the luxurious trains of the Pennsylvania and New York Central systems will tind Oscas’x Sauce (as werved at the Waldorf-Astoria) an added constderation for | enjoyment of the dining car service. Visitors to the Waldorf-Astorta can take of Kend home to familly or friends no greater @ delicacy than a Jar of Oscar's Sauce, prepared by Oscar of the Waldorf-Astoria “Neno has been badly maligned by historians, Carefal research as proved him to have been & most exemplary character." “How about his fddiing whtle Rome was burning ?* “A pure misconception, He was an active member of the Applan Hoxe Company No. 1, and after they had got the fire under control, he played for some time on the ruins.” — Chicago Record. | AN ENORMOUS INDUSTRY. Our enormous Industries, tre 4 output, rapld move- ment of gooda always fresh In the «of consumers, fnsures 1 Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk the first place in American homes, Tue wite of the Adminal of the Navy 1s noted for her hrightness at repartee. At the time of her engagement tothe hero of Mantia Bay she was much annoyed at the publicity given to her every movement, und very sensitive to criticism, tor of one of the Washington papers called to her over lephone one day in regard toa photograph that had | Leen xent to him to use in a descriptive article, “It ts so poor,” explained the editor, who was an old friend of Mra. Dewey's, “that I distike to use It, Are you sure you know which one I refer tot “Oh, yes,” said Mra, Dewey, “that's all right." “Hat [don't think It ts all right,’ sald the editor. * Don't you want Justice done yout” “No,” replied Mrs. Dewey, “1 only hope for mercy.” — Saturday Evening Post. HAVE IT IN YOUR HOUSE With telephone service you can reach everyone you want Ina few econds. It puts the whole organization of a great clty at your ngers' ends day and night. It may be had tn Manhattan for $00 year. 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