Life — March 29, 1900 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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THE SULTAN OF SULU. Hyht ahead without me,” sald the Sultan with @ tear. “FIX up what government you will, Il never Interfere: time to tingle In such small aftalrs ; plications leave me overwhelted with cares For the harem’s tna furry, And they're talking woman's rights; I'm tn seh a state of worry That I cannot sleep 0° nights + So leave me unmolested as a theme of harmless mirth You ll bear srnon precepts from my corner of thi If sou want to help your country yuist a Tean't be patriotic. I have trout my ow ‘There are many men who borrow Trouble tn this world of strife, 1 §°0ORS AT NLL kaw, stuck mp on the lack wall ef th quite neatly * printed * oat with a p WILLIE JONES WIL Jamal! green worm, for. J large green J stnail fuzzy worm, J large fuzzy we Txtnall green Wille was apparently doing ® thriving business, Its mother Interrupted it—at any rite in her own backyard, 1 don't soppose that she had any assunance that he wasn't stil carrying Ion somewhere else.— Boston Transcript. Oxck when General Butler was in Congress, he rose tn his place and gently tnsinuated that the member whe was occupylag the hoor was tranxgressing the Hmit of debate, * Why, Genenal,” sald the member, In reproachful tones, “No,” sald Dr. Eliot ; “a second or third-rate maa: do just as well; and we need Brooks in Rost Cambridge.” Vhillips Brooks was elected, and # Httle later De and Me, Lawrence again discussed the matter. “Aren't you glad Brooks was elect dew queries Yes, 1 suppose 80," sald Dr Ellot, “If he waste bat, to tell the truth, Lawrence, you were my man.” — Argoune WHEN Fatinu discovered all the headless women se, much disturbed, + Who were these persons?" she asked severely, « why did you kill them?! “They were all wives of mine!" answered Bio “1 killed them tn order that there might be no objecte Hut for undiluted sorrow Nothing beats a Sultan's life.” “Tt know I did? — Washington Star. all boy gi ithe tee Ihave heard of a certain sinall Hoste nally shows business golng to have them, boy, who got tuto the Jes, UNTIL at last she sald as & delegate. her for pe “Very likely Now, Wille, I don't like to give yo Want money, you should go to Work a The toy rematned thoughtful pennies; If you earn it rome time, Then, within « few days, the mother percelved that Wille had plenty of pennies. She wondered a bit where he got thet, dat did net question him. But one summer day she netic that some sort of # hullalaloo was going on in the backyard. Looking out, she saw Willle surrounded by a inob of boys, who were yelllug with delight. She went down into the yard to see what was ge Haun, as abe paused Out, xe — deat chusetia atopric, Dr. prominent candidate. jng the situation, Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING CO,, sitmore, Md. “ you divided your time with me.” ined the grim old warrior ; “butt did not divide eternity with y On another occaston Hutler was at convention In which # distin, AT one time, when there was a vacancy In the Mas Villiips Brooks wax the mest Bishop Lawren ‘Theological School, In Cambridge, wis dent Ellot, of Harvard University * Dowt you hope Hooke will be elected 1" asked the mny silting In Congress or to your moving In the best of Washington, my darling At this Fatma was overcome, and tinpiored her Land's forgtveness.— Detroit Jonrual, nher of # political aished Unitartan clergyman st While the subject of candidates was being discussed, Us clergyman announced that tf a certain nom: tation was made, be would bottit Butler blutted out; “you are good at Holting ; in your religion you bolt two-thirds of the Trintty."* Ebane 4a primitive village In the midmost dep) “The Peak "in Derbyshire. 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