Life — March 1, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ae “THERE was 4 fire on the stage of a New York theatre the other night and one of the chorus girls had her trunks slightly scorched.” Couldn't they be removed in time?” “No, she had ‘em on,."—Cleveand Plain Dealer, CHOOSING A ROUTE TO THE SOUTH. The Southern Rallway offers a perfect and frequent dally service to the chief resorts of the South, Including Pinehurst, Asheville, Hot Springs, the “ Land of the Sky,’ Summerville, Alken, Augusta, Thomasville, St. Augustine, Mlsm!, Tampa ‘and other minor places, Five trains leave New York on the Southern Railway every week day and four on Sunday. Connections at both Miami and Port Tampa for Cata, aud for Nassau from Miaml. Connections at New Orleans for Callfornta and Mexico. The Southern ts the rallway operating the “New York and Florida Limited,” “the finest train in the world,” between New York and St. Augustine, It also offers Its patrons the luxury of dining car service on all through trains, Information, tickets, reservations, and Hterature of A. 8. Thweatt E.P.A., Southern Rallway, 271 Broadway, New York. First Osrricn (on Mr. Hoog’a ranch): Are you going to Jet that man Ityan ride you? Seconp Ostnictt: [should say not, Didn't you hear that man who feeds us say that Bryan had ridden bis last hobby to death ?—Baltimore American. PROSPECTIVE MOTHERS. Preparatory Hints; Bathing ; Clothing ; Habits; Fresh Air ; Second Summer, ete., are some of the subjects treated In “ Baltes," a book for young mothers, sent free by Horden's Condensed Milk Co., N. Y., who make Gail Borden Eagle Brand. Foor: We don't call them *hunkers over on our Maks now. ‘Tre: No; what then? «They're so hard to get over we call ‘em kopjes.* — Baltimore American, AULO LANG SYNE. From time immemorial the “little brown Jug "* has held | &@ warm place In the human heart, but when It contains | Dewar's Special Old Scotch Whisky direct from the dls- Ullertes at Perth, Scotland, tt is well-nigh irresistible. Messrs. John Dewar & Sons, Ltd., are putting before consumers a untque jug, made of the famous English Doulton Ware, which 1s really @ handsome addition to the sideboard or bachelor’s “den.” It ts made In two styles, the Bobble Barns Jug and the Sphinx Jug, and contains Dewar's Spectal Old Scotch Whisky, made from the fluest Malted Harley procurable, The Sole Colted States Agent ts Mr. Frederick Glassup, of 22 West 24th St., New York City. Liveriep Menta; Me lud, the carriage walts without. Lonp Frrz Josnen : Without what? “Without horses, me lud ; ‘tls an automobile.” —Chicago Record. HAVE IT IN YOUR HOUSE. With telephone service you can reach everyone you want tna few seconds. It puts the whole organtazition of # great | elty at your fingers’ ends day and night. It may be bad tn Manhattan for $60 year. New York Telephone Company, 118 West s3th St, 15 Dey St. Mns, Laxasipe: I raw something to-day that called up a vague recollection of my first marriage. Mn. Laxeerpe: Did yout What was it? * My first busband ; [ hadp’t seen him for years." —Philadelphia Press. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. “Tuer eat and beld hands all the evening.” “How silly!" “Ob, I don't know. You have to In whist." —Philadelphia Bulletin. Forty years ago it was in its infancy. To-day It Is ee et “‘Unmatched in flavor”’ estor Cigareties In the van to stay” BEEMAN’S THE (ORIGINAL, HANDSOME PACE 18 4 PEPSIN PERFECT COMPLEXION GUM Cures Indigestion and Sea Sickness, 30'centaa pox. ALBI AN Others aro Inttaticas. ¥ ® household word Cook's Imperial Champagne Extra Dry. i} HE CLUB= COCKTAILS Drinks that are famous the world over. Made from the best of liquors and used by thousands of womon in thelr own homes in place of tonics, whose composition is un- known, Aro thoy on your sideboard? Would not such adrink put new life into the tired woman who has shopped all day? Would it not be the drink to offer to the husband when he returns home after his day’s business? Choice of Manhattan, Martini, Tom or Holland Gin, Vermouth, York or Whiskey is offered. sale by all Fancy Grocers and Dealers generally, or write to G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., 39 Broadway, New York. 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. comicbooks.com