Life — January 18, 1900 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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THE MOBIKE. Out of one hundred persons who see a “ Motike pro: pelled swiftly along the road by its tiny engines, ninety-nine, you can depend on It, are #o Impressed by Its neat appearance and perfect working qualities ax to wish for one like tt, The | production 1s limited, however. A moblke costs about two hundred and sixty dollars, They, as well as the light auto: moblles butlt by five stamps bile, you cannot do better than copy the alc We solicit your correspondence. “Tr seems so strange,” sald the lady who had Visit the old scones again, “that your sot Arthur ts a poet When I knew him Mev in that direction. 1 tn bh m the frat?" the young man's mother replied, “he never gave any Indication of It asa boy, His sctool-books are not, as | ‘one would naturally suppose, scribbled full of rhymes. 1 not Isp tn numbers as w that other poets did Indeed, Arthur was about as plain and practical a boy as could have been found any whi “That's the way he always xcemed tome, When was tt fered that he had this giftr” first thme we noticed {ton him was one day after a hea ch had projected out over the street, fell as be was walking al struck hin on the head, As soon as he regained consclousness he seemed to be @ poet.” — Chicago Times-Heratd. 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Thweatt, Southern Ratlway, 271 roadway, New York. “Say, [never heard two men hold stich exactly opposite views on the same potnt. Who are they?” “Professional medical experts.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home, LittLe Phyllis was visiting her grandma, the other day, and gave herself up to serlous considerations. After she had for several minutes been looking very earnestly at her grandmother, she asked : “ Are you going to dle pretty soon?" “Yes,"’ her grandmother answered, “I suppose 1 am.” “ And am L. toot “Ob, no; [hope you are not going to die for a long time yet.’” “Well,” the little one emphatically exclaimed, * I don't want to die even when it ts yet ! \— Chicago Times. Herald. — Joseph, Michigan, are the | Lyons Silks. Printed Foulards, Satins, &e. The Novelties of the Season for Dinner and Iteception Dress Silks and Satins, For Wedding Gowns. Novelties for Bridesmalds’ Dresses. 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