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A xexvous drummer, who carrles with him wherever he travels a coll of rope, Was asked by the landiord of a small hotel up in Shasta County what the rope was for. “That's fire escape,” explained the drummer, “and [always have it with me so In case of fire I cau let myself down from the window.” “Seems like # pretty good idea,” sald the tan lord, “but guests with fire escapes pay In advance at this hotel." Exchange. HOTEL THORNDIKE, BOSTON, opp. Public Garden. Quiet. Used by the best people. Most accessible of all Back Bay Hotels, Weary Watken: Dat's ® mighty short stump yer smokin’, Desry Ruopes: Yep; I like dat way ; ‘yer don’t have ter draw de smoke so far.— Philadelphia Kecor. THERE was a young man In the cholr, | Whose voice rose hotr aud hotr, | Tiss so high tt did soar, | You could hear it no moar, And ‘twas foand next diy on the spoir. — Chicago Neus. 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