Life — November 30, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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A FALL RESORT SECTION. No portion of the South t# more charming during the season preceding, and during the holidays, than the “Land of the Sky." of which Ashevlile ts the soctal centre. ‘This wonderfully beautiful resort has two superb modern hotels, the Battery Park and the Kenilworth Inn, open all the year. The region round about ts magnificent from a scenic polnt of view, there being forty-three mountatis bigher than Mt, Washington. Tourists to and from Florida may take In the Land of the Sky" ax aside trip at stall additional cost. ‘There has recently been issued a beautifully tustrated booklet entitled “The Land of the Sky." which will be sent upon appitcation to A.8, Thweatt, EV. A., Southern Rallway, 271 Brondway, New York. A Norn surgeon of London, who was called to attend the Queen just at his lecture hour at one of the large colleges, had written upc e bulletin board, will not lecture to-day wrote underneath the message, H —Medical Dial. FAIR LADY. @ any doubt as to the value of telephone service mail of telephic reading It e Perhaps yo @ year may now be had in New xt Lallor made go you married?” asked a magistrate tn the Dublin mrt of @ man charged with committing an assault on another man, Xo, your worship,”* replied the man tn the dock “That's a good thing for your wife,"* ald the inaglstrate, —The Green bag. HEALTH GIVING Qualities to Infants are contained in every can of Gall | Borden Fagle Brand Condensed Mik, “It saved the baby life" ts the message received from thousands of mother, Eagle stands first. PA," sald the missionary worker's little daughter, “1 | am playing that my dolls are heathen.” * And—and—papa, | want ten cents to pay my walary," —Puck. HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. ONE of the leaders of the Greenacre Chautanqua ta Maine ts Dr, Lewis N, James. At the recent summer xeaston there were lecturers numberless from allover the world, Meeting @ doctor asked him how he was enjoying himself, Finely, up to yesterday, when I heard Professor X ure well?” he ximply told us what he didn't know," “Is he still talking?” queried the doctor as he walked away,—Argonaut. Tue Ploxeen Limiren.—Only Perfect Tratn In the world. Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ratlway. Address for free MMlustrated, descriptive booklet, Geo, I. Heatford, General Passenger Agent, Chicago, Il, A Goon Joke, which Congresaman Jobin Allen 4 supposed to have sprung on bimself during the recent Mlssstppt Senatorial campatgn, ts now gotng the rounds. He bs reported to have been telling about a visit to bly old home, where he met one of the old family servants, + Laway, Mare’ John, se glad to see ye," sald one old egress, “an' so glad to know dat you'se atlll got yer same old postshun.:! What's that?” asl “Why, runnin’ fur ome ose." —Memphia Scimitar, HOTEL THORNDIKE, BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens Is most comfortable, and thoroughly equipped. Euro: pean plan, Teachen: Try to remember this; Milton, the poet, was Do you think you can remember tt? ma'am Milton's reat misfortune?" Ob Sate Jom nvince you that ecomeity, Instat on tt being [THIS AUTOGRAPH 13 NEVER OW 1A POOR BHADE-ROLLER *€When you dodrink, y / aa GENUINE Drink Trimble. Green <5) ; qri imple —— Whiskey a The Green Label means it's 10 years old. A Pure Rye Whiskey. hagprsibgs Foremost for over half ¢ century burn evenly. and still the leader. Ask for the Green Label. ‘Thetr flavor Is delicate AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS, stot pleased, WHITE, HENTZ & CO., Phil. and N.Y, Sole Proprietors. Established 1703, LUCKE'S Made of @ stock for trade in Porto Rico, ROLL Secured by ustor american Consummtion at 14th cost tn astonishment to an: lover ota Heh. troicattia red tobacco. There's no amoke like cont STE Tne turk taled Cigar the smoke fro Wo send box of for 812s ‘Guogs yuaranteed. hese from J. HH, LUCKE & CO., 44 Lacke Block, Cinclaaatl,0, Nestor LIFE BINDER, Cigarettes cre ens wae Matled to any Part of the United States for 00, Address Office of “LIFE,” to West Thirty-first Street, New York. ALL NEWSDEALERS HAVE FOR DECEMBER 25 CENTS PER COPY $3.00 PER YEAR. ED W.SANDYS pilots “A NOVICE ON THE TRAIL.” H. PERCY ASHLEY tells “How to Build an Ice Yacht for $60.00 Captain A. J. KENEALY describes “ The Decisive Races for the Cup.” W.JAMESON REID) points out the “Enchantments of Madeira-awheel.” GEORGE ELLIOTT FLINT gives practical hints on the “Use of Weights for Health.” best manner Many other subjects are dealt with and illustrated in “ OUTIN The 30 PAGES ATHLETIC RECORD MATTER contains a new department devoted to | THE TROTTING HORSE. The Outing Publishing Company, 239 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. ee com