Life — November 16, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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THE BUNKO MAN. The bunko man has funny ways; He Hes in watt for fooltsh J°s ; He takes thelr X's and thelr V's With gentle grace and greatest ease. —Indianapolls Journal. FAIR LADY, if you have any doubt as tothe value of telephone service Jn your own house ask the New York Telephone Company. by mall or telephone, for a copy of “A Modern Convert.” Afte reading it you will be another. that telephone wervice for a year may now be had in New York for the price of a modest tallor made gown, “You are bitter enough on the trusts now," spoke up a man in the audience, “but I happen to know that you belonged to one for several years." “I did, my fellow-cltizens! thundered the orator : “but when I became fully awake to the enormity of the thing, [did my best to crash that trust. I sold my factories to that trust my fellow-cltizens, for twice what they were worth, In cash 1" — Chicago Tribune, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Commonwealth Avenue. Electric Lights, New and most approved plumbing. ‘TineD ToorstKoNa : Madam, will you please help a poor, man out of his troubles Mapam (iho reas raiard in the backieoods): Certainly! Would you rather be shot or hit on the head with an axey —Norriutown Herald. THAT LITTLE BOOK “Bables,” tssued by Borden's Condensed Milk Co., New York, should be in the hands of all young mothers, The hints {t contains are Invaluable to the inexperienced. Sent free upon appitcation. “Yws," said the benevolent man, “I thank heaven for my happy disposition. 1m satisfled with what the day brings forth, und quickly forget the pain and trouble that have * replied the physictan, “that explains your over- looking my little bill."—Cutno fe Standard aud Times, HOTEL THORNDIKE, BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens Ladies traveling alone will find 1ts accommodations homelike and comfortable. European plan. Arriicant: How many servants do you keep? Misrness: Three. * And where do you live?" “Oh, we don't mind moving to anywhere you may want to go1"—vudy. You can't keep a secret, Mart Tan; but I always happen to tell things to other Girls who cal Chicago Record. Sreaxixa of a geod Champagne brings In Cook's Impertal Champagne Extra Dry, The wine that sparkles. “As for Esterhazy,” sald the eminent citizen with the red nose, * we shall welcome him to the Amertcan lecture platform with the best brand of eggs that our hens can lay.” — Verdict. ADMIRAL DEWEY ANO THE ARCHBISHOP OF MANILA. The following Interview appeared in the New York Evening Sun, September 26th : The Archbishop,” sald Dewey, with another of those quiet aintles, 1s the gentleman who declared that the Spanish fleet would wipe the scum of the earth off the face of the sea, n the Spantards heard that we were on our way to Manila, Yell, the Arclbishop became ® good friend of mine, and 1 remember very distinctly one day when be turned to me and, polnting to the crew mustered forward, sald, ‘ Admiral, you must be @ proud man to have command of such a tine body of men and know that they respect and love you.’ “1 answered that our ship was only one of many where the crews were made up of Just the same fine chaps. The Archbishop then sald, with every show of feeling, ‘ Admiral, they are not the scum of the earth. Those men are the pick of theearth, Ihave acen many ships, but 1 have never seen what ts shown to me on this Amertcan warship.’ "" Prominent naval authoritles say that officers and men ‘Aboard our warships are subjected to the most trying changes of climate, and Purchasing officers should obtain for them the celebrated Dr. Jaeger's Sanatory Underwear, as they will find it indispensable In promoting the good health of their crews, as It guards against the injgrious effects of dampness and sudden climatic changes. Perhaps you were not aware “When you dodrink, Drink Trimble. Green Label. rimble Whiskey The Green Label means it's 10 years old. A Pure Rye Whiskey. Foremost for over half a century and still the leader, ~ . Ask for the Green Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS, WHITE, HENTZ & CO,, Phil. and N.Y. Sole Proprietors. 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