Life — November 2, 1899 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Two small London hoya, walking down a street of the city, passed tobacconist's shop. The bigger remarked, “1 say, Bill, I've got a ha’penny, and If you've gotone, too, we} have @ penny smoke between us." Bill produced bis copper, and Tommy, diving toto the shop, promptly reappeared with & penny cigurin his mouth, The boys walked side by side for a few minutes, when the smaller mildly «aid, 1 say, Tom, when am I to have a pull? The weed"s half mine.” Ob, you shat up 1 was the business-like reply. «I'm the chairman of thia company, and you're only # sharebolder, You can spit."—Current Literatu FAIR LADY, f you have any doubt as to the value of telephone service tn your own house ask the New York Telephone Company, by mail or telephone, for a copy of A Modern Convert." 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Nothing easter; have somebody kill a misslonary there, and the mixslonary's government will take Wing Wang for Indemnity."—Boston Transcript, Cook's IMPERIAL EXTRA Day received highest award World's Columbtan Exposition! Medal and Diploma for “An Excellent Champagne, Agreeable Bouquet, Delictous Flavor. Berriva: I needed a Ilttle money one day when I was downtown, and borrowed one dollar from Irene Foxby. 1 told her that If I forgot to return It she must ask me for It. Gwexpouen: Yes? + Well, It escaped my mind for a few weeks, and the mean thing asked me for Itl"—Chiengo Tribune. HOTEL " THORNDIKE,” BOSTON, opp. the Public Gardens. Has expertenced service, Appointments. European plat Ronent Lowe once watched a deaf frend listening to a most tremendous bore with his ear trumpet. “Why,” Lowe wondered aloud, “why contend agatust natural advantages? 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