Life — September 21, 1899 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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T SISOS AT NvLLy “ How po you do! Didn't expect to see a soul beret” mi Beastly hot everywhere, Isn't itt” “Ene” turks cleared out?” arse. * Doesn't her hustand manage to keep her in order?" cant” “Well, [call It deuced caddixh of him, and if her father hadn't lost bis pile he'd have been fussing about ber now. Everyone says It was only the mouey he wanted. Dash It! What's the man’s name?” HARPER AND BROTHEKS: NEW YORK AND LONDON. Tie Gutstan of Shaskh Sa’di, Translated by Str Edwia” Arnold. $1.00, Prue and 1. By George William Curtis, 0 cents, Nothing to Wear, and Other Poems, By William Allen Butler. $1.75. The War with Spain. By Hon. Henry Cabot Lodge, Ilustrated. $2 50, A Prince of Georgta, and Other Tales. $1.25. “ Where ‘re all the carpets gone?” Beater “ Anyone tn the club?" “ Plies. “Been doing anything to-day?” + Mjne.""—Lontton Conrt Journal, By Julian Ralph, A LeCTURER Who protested agalnst people going to sleep daring his disquisitions on heathen lands, would, If be per- ceived any tendency tn that direction, introduce some queer or starting statement to revive their Nagging attention. On one occaston when his audieuce seemed rather som- nolent he thundered out: “Ab, you have no idea of the sufferings of Englishmen in Central America, on account of the enormous mosquitoes. A great many of these pests would weigh a pound, and they The Voyage ot the “ Puto Way.’ By Cariton Dawe. will get on the logs and bark as the white men are passing.” ‘Illustrated. New York and London: R. F. Feuno and Com- By this time all ears and eyes were wide open, and he pany. proceeded to flutsh his tecture Phutareh's Lives. Englished by Sir Thomas North. Vol- The next day he was cailed upon to account for bis umes VII. and VIII, London: J, M. Dent aud Company. extraordinary statements, The Cruise of the Scythian inthe West Indies, By Susan “But [didn’t xay one mosquito would welgh a pound,” De Forest Day. Illustrated. New York, London and Chicago: he protest I said @ great many of them would, 1 think’ — F. Tennyson Neely. perhaps « militon of them might do so.” Aucaasin and Nicolette, Translated by A. Rodney Mac- bark at the misstonartes," persisted donough, CHARLES SCRIBNER'S BONS? NEW YORK. Dead Men Trl! No Tales, By E,W. Hornung. $1.25. The White Mail. By Cy Warman. $1.25. Dining ont to-night? Trooper 8809. By Lionel Decle. $1.25. In “Hear the Cheque-Smiths have got a decent bouse party the tweifta * Rot!” the Ptelets?” Broke!” Faucationat Nuggets. Gathered by John R. Howard, New York: Fords, Howard and Hulbert. , hey're all right socially.” What's the matter with nin 9" Sausages. his father must be deaced rich.” what happened to the old chap? ined pork », bo, my dear slr; I xald nthe logs 1t, you don’t say so!” and on the bark, You misunderstood me."—Axchange. Wuen the Queen's statue In the Albert Park was on- did, is ss 7 velled by Lord Ranfurly none present were more pleased D—pretty girl; mas rather—er Tue STAY-AT-HOME: Was It hot In the Phillppines? than the Maoris, Their frst exclamation was * Aue!" and Hott Why, actually, if you wanted your then when they looked critically upon the ample bronze pro- steak rare you had to keep {ton ice until five minutes before portions of Her Gracious, and noted her copper-colored dinner. Even then tt would sometimes be scorched before features, they sald: “All right; all the syme as ourselves, She Is one of us!"—New Zealand Herald, ey would get “There was a daughter, But she’s married now, isn't she?” “omit eat Britain. ‘The Inter. Bullding, Chancery Lane, RCHOPEAN AGENTS—Mesars. Brentano, @ Avenue de l'Opera, Paris, Shade Worit Work~ Because it isn't mounted oa THE IMPROVED HARTSHORN SHADE ROLLER. shied octos ‘mars on roller r eon nen shades. patignal News Company, fireans London, EB. C., England, AGENTS. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! WEAR AND TEAR BREAKS DOWN There must be Something to Bulld Up We find it in the moderate use of The Purest Type of the Purest Whiskey Limited Trains between HE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltlmore afd, aes : Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Louis. Boston, New York, Washington, Big 4 Route Hunter Baltimore Rye BouND VOLUME XXXIII. Teal iz E NOW READY FOR DELIVERY. Five hundred and sixty pages of text and illustrations. Hand- somely bound in green and gold, red and gold, or full black. Price. $2.00. The bound volume of LIFE is an ornament to any brary. It Is Tonical Deticious Hae os Cheering r Comforting Strengthening New York Central +» Chesapeake & Ohio Ry. W. P. DEPPE, A8st. G. P.aud T. Av Sold at all First-Class Cafes and by Jobbers.§ | W4. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. 9/ If you have the numbers comprising this volume, we will exchange them for the bound volume for $2.00, Life Publishing Company, 19 West 3tst Street, N. Y. Model - states for oe and scalp. Only original Intatires and 2 W. J. LYNCH, ., serecncoplc Gen't Pass, and Tkt, Agt. List, with Cincinnatt, comicbooks.com