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“ERE = + Dox’ you wish,” he asked, looking soulfully into her that the tunnel on this line was ten times as long? "* she stammered. ick him like a dash of cold water In the face. In. stantly {( dawned on him that she no longer loved him, “They always light the car-lamps when coming to the long tunnels,” she added, “and they don’t for the short ones."—Chicago Post. FAIR LADY, if you have any doubt as to the value of telephone service tn your ow se ask the New York Telepho apany, by matl or t a copy of reading It yon will be anothe that teleptione service for a year may now be had tn New York for the price of a modest tallor-made gown, ephone, A YOUNG man may be sald to have reached the years of Yes, It was the first time she had ever been on board And this,” the Li she exclaimed, Indicating the forecasti pretty gesture; “1s that the five-cent deck or the ten cent deck ?"—Derroit Journat. Is pest for any haby, but after that comes Gall Borden Eagle firand Condensed Milk for young infants, TI of letters are received telling of Its successful u: *Hables sent free. Borden's Condensed Milk Co., ALirrie Rutland (Pennsylvania) girl ts very much op to the tines, AU her prayers the appeal for her loved ones, she added: “And please, Lor take care of yoursel or tf unything should happen to you we couldn’thave anyone but Mr. McKinley to depend ‘ou, and be tsn't dotng as well as papa expecte —Springsletd Republican, PRODIGAL SON (Just returned from the Alaskan gotd- ‘ou getting for apptes, dad? hin’, yet. I'm asking fifty cents a bushel, “Pitty cents You'd get fifty dollars tf you had them at the Klondl 4? And T'd get five hundred dollars for @ glass of water If | had It in hell."—Shore Stories. For polite service, all the conventenc location, you will do well to stop at the tn Bostor home, and fine Thorndike” white ‘TeLescore PRopRieror: Step up, ladles and gentlemen, and view the planet Mars. One penny, mum, OLD Lapy: Oh. my! Hatn’t tt round and smooth! “Vill the bald-headed gentleman please step away from the frout of the Instrument ?—Svercess, * You seem to have a good deal of falth In doctors," sald the friend of the sick man, have," was the reply; a doctor would be foolish to let a good customer like me dle."—Exchange. Way do phystclans say that Cook's Imperial Cham- pagne Extra Dry ts the best dinner wine? It helps digest your food. DURING a golf match between the Rev, Dr. Sterret and Justice Harlan, of the United States Supreme Court, at the Chevy Chase Golf Club near Washington, the doctor discov- ered his ball teed up In tempting style for a fine brassie shot. With the utmost deltteration he went through the preliml- nary “ waggles,"’ and with # supreme effort—mtssed the ball. For fully a minute he gazed at the tantalizing sphere without uttering a word, At length Justice Harlan remarked sol- eminly: * Doctor, that was the most profane silence 1 ever Ustened to."—Argonaut. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. CAPTAIN COGHLAN ts authority for an Interesting story of the taking of Manila, “ Dewey,” he says, “salled into Manila harbor, fought his battle, and then cut the cable. The Eng- lish Admiral wanted to help, but he didn't dare. But he thought that Dewey might uke a hint, So the English ad- miral sailed over to Dewey and sald, * An, Isee you have cuts cable.’ ‘Yes,’ answered Dewey. ‘Which one?* asked the innocent English Admiral. And then Dewey, knowing for the first time there were two cables, rustied back, grappled for the second cable, and cut it.""— Argonaut. * After | haps you were not aware | »ther night, after the usual | ‘BETWEEN THE ACTS is the name of the orig- inal 10 for toc. little cigars. They were an instant success when first offered to the pub- lic 21 years ago, and notwithstanding the many imitations and substitutes that have been made, Between the Acts (or ‘Acts’ as every- body calls them now) are more popular and sell more than ever be- fore. All stores have them, 10 for toc.; butwe would prefer—if you have never tried them —to send you 50 for 50c. (delivered free). ‘The American Tobacco Cow 133 Filth Avenue, New York City. OLD OVERHOLT Quality, Not Quantity. A. OVERHOLT & C0., Pittsburg, Pa. with no admixtures, Ken- tucky Hand-made Sour Mash OLD CROW RYE has never been equaled. H. B. KIRK & CO., New York. I offer in my EBILITY secu ee Electric Belt a per- fect and scientific home self- treatment for weaknesses, You wearit at night. It gives y strength’ while you sleep. corvniitraD: Over six thousand cured dur- ing 1898, My little book, “Three Classes of Men,” explains all, and is sent in plain sealed envelope free, I answer all letters personally, or the belt may bo seon and curront tested at any of my offices, Dr. L. F. Sanpew, 826 Broadway, New York, N. ¥. Chicago: 183 So. Clark Street. Boston: 183 Tremont Streot. Philadelphia: 924 Chestnut Street. SPECIAL NOTICE To Fall Advertisers Our next special number, to be called “ The Admiral’s Number,” with colored cover and special artistic features, will be dated September 28th, about the time that Admiral George Dewey will come to town, and will be a patriotic, historical, jubilee number. be suitable for respectable advertising of all sorts. As an advertising medium, it will ‘There will be no restriction as to size of announcement, the same attention being paid to small advertisements as to large ones. Thursday, September 14th, in order to be sure of insertion. All copy must be received by The circulation of Lire steadily increases, showing the remarkable gain during the past year of nearly 40%. This is why we have to put the paper to press two weeks in advance of the date of publication, in order to maintain our high standard of mechanical work. Yours very truly, LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY, 19 W, 3ist St,, New York City, September 1, 1899.