Life — September 14, 1899 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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* LIFE IN BOSTON. “HAVE YOU A NEW GIRLY” “YES, WE HAD TO LET OUK LAST ONE GO. SHE WAS A GOOD COOK, AND BAKED BEANS BEAUTIFULLY, BUT SHE trould SPLIT MER INFINITIVES.* Cloan-minded people will get more than they bargain for. . . . E of tho few remaining honest critics of New York's daily press concedes the probable fnancial saccoss of “Tho Girl from Maxim's,” and concludes his notice of the plot with the statement “It is what it is, and only fool would moralize about it.” We are sorry to seo our able colleague yield so easily to the powers of ev Lire. believes that the debauchery of the Ameri- can stago brought about by the Hebrew Syndicate is not necessarily to enduro for- ever. Also that there still remain a few people who, from creditable motives, would like to know in advanco whether a play is clean or unclean. This writer's statemont shows how quickly it has become natural to take it for granted that the stage is to bo measured only by the Syndicate’s shame- less standard. Metcalfe, “BUCK SKIN.” 213 Two Letters. T= two letters following show that there is a way out from the rule of the money power and of the profes- sional politicians: U. 8. 8, Olympia, Grarattan, September 3, 1899, Dear Lire: I have no desire to go through the aunoyances incidental to a political campaign. Personally, I would ‘rather remain Admiral of the navy than becomo President of the United States, But I consider it a duty to serve in whatever position I can to my country’s, not my own, best advantage. I will accept the nomination for the Presidency, should it be offered to m Geonoe Dewey. Axuany, New York, September 5, 1899, Dear Lire: Tam not in the babit of accepting things before they are offered to me, nor am [ ambitious to preside over a legis- lative body whose proudest boast is that it is an exclusive club of millionaires, But I might do my country some good service even in that way. I should be glad, however, to accept the nomination for the Vico-Presidency on the same ticket with Admiral Georxe Dewey. Tacovone Roosevest. Lirg bas not yet received these letters, but would like to. “FO! DE LAWD, CHILE! WHAT 18 YER CP TER NOW? YOU OUGHT TER BE IN BED!” “TWAS, AUNT CINDY, BUT DAT NEW DocTOR LEF’ SOME MEDICINE WHAT HE TOLER ME TER TAKE AND DEN SKIP AN TOUR. 1 DOAN FINE I CAN STAN! IT."